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In response to "The old lady is by far the funniest part of that story. -- nm" by TFox

Who tf returns crackers? -- nm

Posted by Amy SuperHoop Queen (aka momstravaganza) Dec 29 '08, 08:06

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What supermarket puts an OPENED box of crackers back on the shelf? -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:09 11
- maybe crazy old lady glued it back shut. -- nm - mafic Dec 29, 08:11 3
  - Maybe she just slipped the envelope through the side of the flap. -- nm - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 08:16 1
    - seems like $10K would be a fat envelope. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:20
  - seems like it would be hard to do t hat and have it not be obvious. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:14
- Whole Foods, I guess. -- nm - JaxSean Dec 29, 08:10 6
  - gross. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:11 5
    - I find it so tough to believe that that's not something they do regularly. I mean, what are the chances that - auld lang syne loves mandy lane Dec 29, 08:13 4
      - Thye may need a name change. "Whole" Foods doesn't qualify if somebody's eaten my crackers. - Inigo Dec 29, 08:17 1
        
        laughing. -- nm - auld lang syne loves mandy lane Dec 29, 08:19
      - but you could find $10,000, too. -- nm - JaxSean Dec 29, 08:15
      - It says in the article it was a mistake. But who knows? -- nm - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 08:15
it's the kind of thing my grandmother would do. she'd be all "what the crap did I buy these gross-ass crackers for? back to the store with you!" -- nm - mafic Dec 29, 08:08 9
- your grandmother has potty mouth. -- nm - auld lang syne loves mandy lane Dec 29, 08:14 1
  - oh, if you only knew. - mafic Dec 29, 08:17
- But she obviously liked the crackers, b/c she had a box from before to put all that money in. -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:09 6
  - from before? all she needed was one box. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:10 5
    - Yeah, but, she didn't eat the crackers, put all her money in it, and then return it to the store an hour later, right? - TFox Dec 29, 08:14 4
      - ah, you assume she remembered which box it was in, which clearly she did not. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:15 3
        
        wha? i assume she had 2 identical boxes and buttfucked the return up by grabbing the wrong one. -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:17 1
        
        you can mix them up without having them be identical. Even I could do that and I'm not an old lady. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:21
        
        ha ha. clearly the old lady was high. the cops were right! drug drop. -- nm - auld lang syne loves mandy lane Dec 29, 08:16
Old people. When I worked at a supermarket bank, I had an old guy come to my counter with diapers to return, because they were too big. - TFox Dec 29, 08:08

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