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you know, most of the crackers I buy aren't open the box, and there's your crackers. there's that protective cracker condom enveloping them.

Posted by mafic Dec 29 '08, 08:42

maybe she just opened the box, and crammed the envelope between the cracker condom and the box, and never actually touched the crackers.

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Aren't those only, like, 95% reliable though? -- nm - Spawn Dec 29, 08:59
(You guys are *slaying* me) - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 08:47 1
- now show us how you do the super hoop part again -- nm - pigby Dec 29, 08:48
10 grand in 100's is a not insubstantial wad. I put it to you that there is another cracker box full of crackers in that woman's house! -- nm - Loyola Dec 29, 08:45 2
- it makes her a crappy saver if there isn't. -- nm - Reagen Dec 29, 08:57 1
  - lousy interest rate, for sure. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 09:03
but, the box top is still unglued. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:43 19
- maybe, maybe not.if I was crazy enough to hide $10,000 in a cracker box, I might glue the box shut. - mafic Dec 29, 08:48 17
  - Maybe Whole Foods glue gunned it shut. -- nm - JaxSean Dec 29, 08:52 1
    - then wouldn't they notice something inside? the plot thickens. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 09:04
  - Thieves would never think to open a sealed cracker box! -- nm - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 08:50 13
    - exactly! but an unsealed one, well who knows what might be hiding in there? -- nm - mafic Dec 29, 08:53 12
      - Psychos have been known to inject poisons into "sealed" inside packages, that's why the top has to be glued in the first place. - loosilu Dec 29, 08:55 11
        
        doesn't seem like much of a safeguard. why not just inject through the bottom of the box? -- nm - mafic Dec 29, 08:58 1
        
        *shrug* -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 09:01
        
        You can't just poke the needle through the cardboard? - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 08:58
        
        They also put razor blades into apples on Halloween and kill 1,200 kids a year with their fruity blades of doom. Fucking psychos. -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:57 7
        
        those are urban legends. the injected poison is real. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 08:57 6
        
        This I know, because one year my sister was poisoned Tylenol for Halloween. - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 09:00
        
        And people demented enough to do this aren't smart enough to not get defeated by a cardboard Cheez-its box? -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:59 4
        
        The point is, if you are a store, you don't put an unglued box back on the shelf. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 09:01 2
        
        We don't know that they did that. Why would someone buy an unglued box? -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 09:02 1
        
        something is totally fishy. -- nm - loosilu Dec 29, 09:03
        
        They wouldn't be the first psycho with a hot glue gun. - Amy SuperHoop Queen Dec 29, 09:01
  - It's not like she'd be the first old lady who owned a hot glue gun. -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:48
- That's not really a big deal if the bag is sealed. -- nm - TFox Dec 29, 08:47

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you know, most of the crackers I buy aren't open the box, and there's your crackers. there's that protective cracker condom enveloping them.

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