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In response to "My fav Sucker Punch review: �Snyder has described it as �Alice In Wonderland with machine guns,� but it�s more like The Pussycat Dolls Present..." by MDH

When AICN is even against you....

Posted by ty97 Mar 25 '11, 10:08

Zack Snyder�s SUCKER PUNCH is a movie so terrible that it retroactively makes his entire body of work worse. It is a soulless automaton of a movie, lumbering loudly from scene to scene, knowing where it has been told to go, but never giving a shit about where it�s ending up. It�s like spending two hours in the mind of a chronically masturbating thirteen year old boy who can�t keep his hands off his thing long enough to hold a halfway decent conversation. It is a movie that demands an endless stream of metaphors describing it, because simple phrases like �sucks shit through a straw� don�t quite do its awfulness justice.

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nmb ty - MDH Mar 25, 10:10 2
- nmb MDH - ty97 Mar 25, 10:14 1
  - So true. -- nm - MDH Mar 25, 10:17
Yeah, Massawyrm is the only AICN reviewers I still look for and he wailed on it. "Career suicide" for Synder. - Name Withheld By Request Mar 25, 10:10 5
- Warners his giving him $175 million of rope right now for the new Superman -- nm - moles Mar 25, 10:16
- That's not why no studio will give him rope and we won't know that for a week or so. - Will Hunting Mar 25, 10:13 3
  - And now, your nominees for Best Picture of 2011... -- nm - The Academy Mar 25, 10:30
  - Right. Everyone dumped on Burton for Alice in Wonderland - but he made Disney a BILLION dollars. -- nm - Reagen Mar 25, 10:15 1
    - Couple things make it a bad comparison. Burton's career vs. Synder's. The source material head start. - Name Withheld By Request Mar 25, 10:28
I can't until this is on netflix now. -- nm - MDH Mar 25, 10:09 3
- This is obviously a 'watch drunk with friends' movie -- nm - ty97 Mar 25, 10:09 2
  - Yep. Mystery Science Theatre it up. -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Mar 25, 10:10 1
    - Doing this at Burlesque in theaters with 20 gays was one of the best movie going experiences I've had. And Cher found out we went. - MDH Mar 25, 10:12

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