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my coworker (who is pretty hot) picked up some wine yesterday for a corporate event. the guy she dealt with just emailed her

Posted by Andie (aka Andie) Apr 14 '11, 11:18

it was all...

"Subject: Impending Litigation

Your skirt length yesterday was a distraction and almost caused me to drop a case of wine on my foot. This could have resulted in my inability to work and as such I would have no choice but to sue. blah blah blah, flirt flirt flirt."

she thinks it's all very witty and cute.

i don't quite have the heart to tell her 'just read or watch Bridget Jones, he obviously just did.'

Responses:

non-lawyers should not try to write these things (*pending* litigation) -- nm - moles Apr 14, 11:27 6
- Man, once he realizes his mistake, he's going to be *mortified*. -- nm - Reagen Apr 14, 11:30 4
  - ... in bed. -- nm - Spawn Apr 14, 11:37
  - as well he should be -- nm - moles Apr 14, 11:30 2
    - "RE: expressions of affection, I regret that I cannot accept your work of poetic work, as while many roses are red, there are substantial numbers - Reagen Apr 14, 11:34 1
      - (I blame redundancies in the above parody on the susbstantial amounts of cold medication I'm currently on) -- nm - Reagen Apr 14, 11:35
- *giggle* -- nm - Andie Apr 14, 11:28
He worked so hard to quote a chick lit/flick, and she's unaware! -- nm - Amy Apr 14, 11:26 2
- On the plus side, he can always tell her that when he realised he wanted to spend the rest of his life with someone, he wanted it to start right away -- nm - Roger More Apr 14, 11:28 1
  - He's just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 14, 11:30
Girls can be easily impressed. And so can guys. How short was it? -- nm - Spawn Apr 14, 11:22 7
- oh, she's very tall, very blonde, very thin and they are very short. -- nm - Andie Apr 14, 11:24 5
  - PICS! -- nm - Beaker Apr 14, 11:26
  - So honey doesn't have boobies like wow oh wow then? -- nm - Shaun Apr 14, 11:25 3
    - not at all. all legs. -- nm - Andie Apr 14, 11:28 2
      - Ahhh, a Keibler. -- nm - Will Hunting Apr 14, 11:30 1
        
        that ring entrance was still the best entrance of all time. -- nm - Mel Profit Apr 14, 11:33
- mid-calf. He's a mormon with a computer. -- nm - sycor Apr 14, 11:24

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