In response to
"Variety email: All My Children and One Life to Live = cancelled."
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Amy
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If was writing those shows I'd do a GH in the early 80s.
Posted by
Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit)
Apr 14 '11, 12:17
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I'd have aliens and stuff with mystery islands run by billionaires and time travel and zombies/vampires...oh! bring back Dark Shadows like stuff for a limited run. I'd throw in werewolves.
I'd blatantly rip off Marvel and do like "Y-Men" characters. I'd have a guy who gets happy and turns pink going around baking stuff for people.
I'd throw in talking animals.
I'd do stories about rampaging escape circus monkeys. I'd do stories about horny dolphins.
I'd have demented, insane Santa Claus killers. I'd have guest appearances by Insane Clown Posse, Charlie Sheen and Rip Taylor.
I'd blow up each of their towns.
I'd do moments of static. Then fake National Alerts ala War of the Worlds.
I'd get the writing staff drunk and high on Quaalude and accept absolutely everything they commit to paper.
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