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So one of my friends works at a law firm. She sent me this excerpt from an actual court transcript:

Posted by James Bond (aka Igor) (aka Igor) Apr 23 '11, 00:10

Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
...A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

HAHAHA!
Good thing I didn't pursue law.. because seriously?

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yeah there are some great ones like that around -- nm - Beaker Apr 23, 05:11
How/why would the brain be out of the body unless the autopsy had been started already? -- nm - zeitgeist Apr 23, 00:25
right out of Internet Court -- (link) - moles Apr 23, 00:17 1
- Ha! There are some good ones there. -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Apr 23, 00:22

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