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Another Installment of: "Mel is too stupid too..."

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Dec 31 '08, 13:23

Mel is too stupid to drink coffee.

We used to have this super duper robot coffee maker where you put in the packets of coffee or hot chocolate whatever.

Then the Economy goes Fuck and we lose our Robot Coffee Maker. No big deal because Mel doesn't drink coffee.

I'm all alone in the office right now, I literally could go pantsless by the way and I don't think anyone would be here to catch me, and I wanted something chocolatey.

I'm too cheep to buy a candy bar so I decide to use some of the Hot Chocolate packets from our Former Robot Coffee maker. I decided to get creative and throw in a packet of "French Vanilla". So I cut open the two packets, pour into a cup and pour hot water over everything. I grab a stirrer and mix everything up. I notice some "flecks" but think nothing of it.

I take a big sip and taste nothing but coffee grounds.

Ok, so apparently our Super Duper Robot Coffee Maker actually brewed the crap in the packets.

So now I have coffee grounds in my mouth, I could go pantsless in the office and I don't have any chocolate.

Mel is too stupid too...

(I know, I know...one word too long...Fuckers)

Responses:

Mix sugar in with the grounds and grab a spoon. It's yum. -- nm - Mop Dec 31, 13:33
See, this is why you need instant hot cocoa at your desk. -- nm - ReluctantCynic Dec 31, 13:32 4
- Mel is Stupid... - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:37 1
  - its not stupid - tRuMaN Dec 31, 13:38
- his post is code for "hey, I just sucked off Juan Valdez" nm -- nm - groiny Dec 31, 13:33 1
  - I don't even know what this means but it's funny. -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:37
"Cause you had a bad day..." - amoxy Dec 31, 13:29 3
- and to think I deleted an Amoxy is a girl joke just now. -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:31 2
  - Dude, I thought we had reached Detente -- nm - amoxy Dec 31, 13:32 1
    - cease with the Ear Worms or I begin launching Amoxy is a Chick Jokes. - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:42
raid other desks for chocolate. -- nm - tRuMaN Dec 31, 13:26 6
- How do you think I know no ones here? - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:27 5
  - oh comon, no one had chocolate in their desks? no one? - tRuMaN Dec 31, 13:29 4
    - My admin had some chocolate nuts all wrapped up. - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:30 3
      - ok, you are alone in the office, and you cannot even - tRuMaN Dec 31, 13:31 2
        
        If it was something I didn't hate I'd be posting with chocolate fingers. -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:32 1
        
        well, at least - tRuMaN Dec 31, 13:33
How does the economy going belly up mean your robot goes away? Did it try to hide some bad investments and get caught? -- nm - Mop Dec 31, 13:25 2
- Our Robot Coffee Maker was expensive. - Mel Profit Dec 31, 13:26 1
  - Mmmm... radiolicious. -- nm - Mop Dec 31, 13:30

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