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The DListed blind item about a celeb coming out next week (DL thinks its Anderson Cooper) is hysterical

Posted by MDH (aka MDH) May 12 '11, 21:21

Which prominent TV personality is about to come out with the help of public relations guru Howard Bragman, who has helped dozens of celebs announce their sexuality? The media blitz will begin next week. (Page Six)

If this is Anderson Cooper, then Howard Bragman should know that the only acceptable official "coming out" announcement must include a parade down 8th avenue, dozens of shirtless man angels, a hundred baby silver foxes with rhinestone unicorn horns on their heads and rainbows in metallic tones spelling his name out in the sky (contact heaven and they will know what to do).

If it's someone like Ryan Gaycrest or Richard Simmons (HA!) then a regular "Yup, I'm Gay, In Case You Give a Shit" cover of People will do. It's a classic.

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You have to announce this crap now? Have a party or something? That's tragic. You are what you are. So what? I want an "I'm straight" party! -- nm - Mop May 12, 22:13 2
- You... do? -- nm - Reagen May 12, 22:14 1
  - Hee! (Nothing says "I'm straight" like demanding that people throw a fabulous party in your honor.) nm - ralph wiggum May 12, 22:18
If it's Ryan, he should draw it out over a 2-hour results show featuring many special guests lovers from his past. -- nm - Qale May 12, 21:47
I loved when he was the host of the first "the mole" show ... before he got serious journalism stuff going. -- nm - JenBro May 12, 21:34

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