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It Pays To Be Able To Speak Newfinese.

A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Newfoundland man shouts: "Eh By'e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar.Tis like da out-ose!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it."
The Mainlander shouts back: "I'm a tourist from away. I don't understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?


The Newfoundlander shouts back.
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!"


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