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In response to "Oh my pretties. -- nm" by Epiphany

I'm really hoping one of the locally raptured dudes has an Impala

Posted by crash davis (aka crash davis) May 20 '11, 13:08

I want to be all authentic when I fight demons

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should have driven by church parking lots last weekend and drew up an inventory -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:14 18
- All the minivans with a fish on the back a person could ever want! -- nm - crash davis May 20, 13:15 17
  - comeon, some of them minivans are tricked out nice with dvd/sourround sound, mini bar, bun warmer seats -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:20 16
    - We should start figuring out how to make solar panels out of Veggie Tales DVDs. -- nm - Dr.Vermin May 20, 13:26 10
      - ooh, this could be a fun poll: what besides minivans and Veggie Tales dvds will there be an abundance of for the taking after the Rapture? -- nm - crash davis May 20, 13:28 9
        
        Big church lady hats! -- nm - Amy May 20, 13:39 1
        
        this is an unexpected bonus. i love hats. -- nm - Andie May 20, 13:45
        
        Cardigans and doilies -- nm - con_carne May 20, 13:36 1
        
        doilies is a theme today. -- nm - Andie May 20, 13:39
        
        Porn collections. -- nm - loosilu May 20, 13:31
        
        shot guns and deer rifles -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:31 3
        
        you could complete your collection of kincade paintings -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:33 2
        
        and beanie babies. -- nm - loosilu May 20, 13:34 1
        
        screw that, they are much too small to be effective sandbags -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:40
    - My mom has a minivan now. If I get waterboarded, i might admit it is comfortable to drive. - crash davis May 20, 13:22 4
      - I find it ten times more comfortable to drive than an SUV. And at least a minivan is honest about what it is. -- nm - loosilu May 20, 13:32 2
        
        no, a minivan tries to pretend its not just a station wagon with a pampador, whereas a true suv is a truck - zeitgeist May 20, 13:38 1
        
        you can't just brush aside "SUVs" that are not trucks. and a minivan has NO pretense of being cooler than a station wagon. -- nm - loosilu May 20, 13:39
      - just armor the doors, be the turtle and when the rabbits come blazing by you can lazer tag and bag -- nm - zeitgeist May 20, 13:27
going out in a blaze of glory? I hear ya. -- nm - Epiphany May 20, 13:10 4
- what the hell is that? I'm not going out in a blaze of glory. I'm going to win -- nm - crash davis May 20, 13:11 3
  - Rid the raptured Earth of demons and just live day to day, driving the roads listening to music on cassette tapes? - Epiphany May 20, 13:15 2
    - cassettes, definitely, - ipods get tossed in the back because they douche up the car -- nm - crash davis May 20, 13:18 1
      - L3 - yes they do -- nm - Epiphany May 20, 13:22

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