In response to
"yes please."
by
Andie
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ok fine.
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so this friend of mine... let's call him "mike," because half of my friends here are named mike.
mike rings me up one day all agitated like, I totally need to talk to you; I'm coming over right now. he shows up in like four seconds and says, look, I don't get it. I get that you might not want to be sleeping with me, but why are you not sleeping with anyone else? I mean, it's only fair to me that you give me an acceptable reason that you're not sleeping with me.
it is unfathomable to some people that I'm just not on the market right now.
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