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bonus dear prude chat q: she found condoms in hubby's coat pocket (they've never used them) he says they're for his "private time alone"

Posted by moles (aka chris) Jun 6 '11, 12:32

CONDOMS

My husband and I have been married for 32 years, and in that time we have never ever used condoms. I recently found some condoms in a coat jacket pocket. He says they are for his "private time" alone. Taking a survery from alot of friends both men and women, all said he is probably cheating. (none know it was my husband I was referring too) I told them I had a gf who needed to know. My husband is with me every night, never goes out, does not travel out of town for business. However, he does have the freedom during the day because he doesn't have anyone to really answer to at his job. What do you think?

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I think she's pretty dim if she thinks her friends didn't see through the "my friend found condoms in her husband's pocket" ruse. -- nm - Ender Jun 6, 12:45 1
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Maybe he jizzes in his pants? Lonely island wears a rubber around. -- nm - RooRoo Jun 6, 12:35
so he's doing this... at work? -- nm - Max Jun 6, 12:34 2
- Long lunches, leaving early, going in late. -- nm - mara Jun 6, 12:36 1
  - His briefcase just has an apple in it and his license plate reads D-FENS. -- nm - Max Jun 6, 12:38
If she buys that she's quite possibly the dumbest woman ever. -- nm - Stephen Jun 6, 12:33
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cheating. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 12:33 2
- keeping his pants clean. nm -- nm - groiny Jun 6, 12:33 1
  - I'm wondering if he ain't spanking it at work...so he caps it to be cleaner. - Jim Jun 6, 12:47
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