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for the record, the right answer to a casual "how are you this morning?" isn't (TMI spoils)

Posted by mafic Jun 6 '11, 18:40

"well, I just got my period, so I'm feeling a little off."

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How about "good morning to you too, you whore of babylon" which is what a friend said Fred Phelps would greet her with every day -- nm - zeitgeist Jun 6, 18:57 1
- *retweets this @oldwhitemansays* -- nm - Troy Jun 6, 19:01
mafic, you are *such* a man! Brother, she's dropping hints. -- nm - Mop Jun 6, 18:54 23
- Hints for what? Feed her chocolate & stay 50 feet away from her? - Epiphany Jun 6, 18:57
- I would guess that she isn't. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 18:55 21
  - she isn't, she just has no boundaries. it's the camp cook, incidentally, so it's not like we're even close. - mafic Jun 6, 19:13
  - hints, no. Big old direct clue, yes. -- nm - the liioulu with 93 degrees Jun 6, 18:56 19
    - not sure what you're getting at, but that is NO way to seduce a man. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 18:57 18
      - Uh-huh. That's the big old clue. - the liioulu with 93 degrees Jun 6, 18:59 17
        
        yup. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 19:02
        
        "How to Lose a Guy in 15 Seconds." nm - ralph wiggum Jun 6, 19:01 15
        
        I swear I told guys " I never have PMS" - Epiphany Jun 6, 19:03 14
        
        Me wonders how we males would know the difference? - Winter is Coming Jun 6, 19:13 5
        
        Lol!!! -- nm - Epiphany Jun 6, 19:52
        
        I do my best to be volatile and surly all the time, just to keep everyone guessing. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 6, 19:18 2
        
        Assface. -- nm - David Jun 6, 19:30
        
        Me wonders if this is a trick question. :) -- nm - Winter is Coming Jun 6, 19:24
        
        oh, you'll know. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 19:15
        
        ha! I swear it's a better strategy to admit that you have it. Almost all of my relationship freakouts can be attributed to PMS. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 19:05 7
        
        took me about 6 months to realize this with one girl. massive drama approximately once every 4 weeks. -- nm - mafic Jun 6, 19:15 2
        
        this is why I think it's a good idea to confess early on. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 19:16 1
        
        Disagreed. -- nm - Spawn Jun 6, 19:29
        
        Perpetual Male Stupidity? -- nm - peglegpete Jun 6, 19:10
        
        After finding me in the floor crying cause I couldn't open the tuna can, I think he knew -- nm - Epiphany Jun 6, 19:09 2
        
        laughing. oh sister, I have been there. on the floor. crying. -- nm - loosilu Jun 6, 19:10 1
        
        ~torn~ -- nm - Reagen Jun 6, 19:24
I'd give her to the end of the period to settle down. - loosilu Jun 6, 18:49 2
- Haaa! -- nm - Epiphany Jun 6, 18:56
- L3 -- nm - Mop Jun 6, 18:53

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