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All I'm saying is, if your woman tries on unflattering jeans and you don't tap that ass to make her feel better...

Posted by TFox Jun 8 '11, 20:36

You are in dereliction of duty and shit.

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doesn't this assume you have to tell her they're unflattering in the first place to get the consolation ass-tap? - moles Jun 8, 20:38 11
- Nah she knows. "ugh, I'm a cow. Aren't i a cow?" - TFox Jun 8, 20:40 10
  - i can't imagine a scenario where i agree with that statement of my own free will -- nm - moles Jun 8, 20:41 9
    - I didn't agree. I deferred to a highly interested third party. -- nm - TFox Jun 8, 20:43 8
      - I'm never going to be able to watch Trading Places in the same way again. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 8, 20:44 7
        
        Or Coming to America -- nm - Bacon Jun 8, 21:11 6
        
        Ahhh, the porn titles just write themselves. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 8, 21:13 5
        
        The Nutty Professor? -- nm - Roger More Jun 8, 21:15 4
        
        That doesn't have Mortimer in it. Fail! -- nm - Bacon Jun 8, 21:19 3
        
        Saying the words, "Mortimer in it" makes me feel very dirty now. -- nm - Bacon Jun 8, 21:26 2
        
        Heh. I was just sitting here wondering whether I know TFoxy well enough to make a particular joke. nm - ralph wiggum Jun 8, 21:34 1
        
        BOOO! -- nm - Bacon Jun 8, 21:54

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