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Story heard by my wife and relayed to me (must be a joke). More appropriate for hump day, yet here we are... - Mop Jan 8, 08:47 7
- I don't get it. ? -- nm - Don Homer Jan 8, 08:53 3
  - Rape 'jokes' are funny Don Homer. -- nm - Will Hunting Jan 8, 08:53 2
    - I saw it more as a horrible pickup line. -- nm - Shaun Jan 8, 08:55 1
      - I hadn't even thought this, but yeah, that's more likely. - Will Hunting Jan 8, 08:58
- "You're not off the elevator yet."? -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:52 2
  - *sigh* ... - zork Jan 8, 08:53 1
    - haha. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:55
SITWAP: Beyond the Wii: Mind-control games. -- (link) - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:47 6
- *pre-orders a copy of "Go Get Me A Beer, Woman"* -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:50 3
  - Remlik? -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:51
  - "Kel, you're a woman right?" - Will Hunting Jan 8, 08:50 1
    - It's amazing she ever set foot in my house again. Or left me her cat. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:53
- this might turn out to be the Pong of Mind Control Games. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 8, 08:49
- *waves hand* There are no mind control games. -- nm - Ken Katuragi Jan 8, 08:48
PSA for GH:WT owners: The Travis Barker track pack is available today. -- nm - Shaun Jan 8, 08:46 1
- *twitch* -- nm - JaxSean Jan 8, 08:48
Note to self: Limecat would make a good flair. Probably already done, though. -- nm - mara Jan 8, 08:45
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- You can do it!! this is just the 1st step to this type of experience - that you need - Epiphany Jan 8, 08:54
- good luck. power blue! -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:50
So there's a creek? drainage? Something water behind our house. Neighbors say there's a gator in there. - ty97 Jan 8, 08:43 34
- One of the strangest things was golfing in Hilton Head with gators on the course. -- nm - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:58
- Call Animal Control. -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:48 7
  - We haven't seen Wally, and there seems to be a rule they will only come if the gator is causing trouble. - ty97 Jan 8, 08:53
  - they should have a people control -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:51 5
    - What's the strangest creature you've gotten out of a pool. And the biggest dead thing. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:52 4
      - we had to build a ramp to get a customer's horse out once and the biggest dead thing was a mature doe. man, did that thing stink. -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:54 3
        
        Biggest dead thing I pulled out of our river was a Canadian Goose. It stunk! -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:56 2
        
        water and dead things are a bad combo. bloated stink bombs heh -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:57 1
        
        Yes. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 09:02
- wait, where do you live? what did i miss? -- nm - kare Jan 8, 08:44 12
  - Fort Myers, Florida - ty97 Jan 8, 08:45 11
    - It's Florida. I'd be abnormal if there *wasn't* a gator there. -- nm - Mop Jan 8, 08:47
    - whoa, really? how do you like it? you're right near sanibel, right? *jealous* - kare Jan 8, 08:47 6
      - Yeah, same job. I only moved because I travel all the time and want to keep the free housing. - ty97 Jan 8, 08:50 5
        
        sanibel and captiva are beautiful, but crowded. Pine Island is where I'd go. Not much there though -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:53
        
        *Streches out* Yeah, Round Rock was too crowded with ST/TTers...more leg room now -- nm - The Calico Cat Coalition Jan 8, 08:52 1
        
        don't hog the donuts! -- nm - ty97 Jan 8, 08:55
        
        sanibel apparently has some of the best beachcombing in the world. i want to go and walk on the beach for days. - kare Jan 8, 08:52 1
        
        I've got to get some pictures and scan them for you to see. You'd be amazed at some of the beaches -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:56
    - if you hear hissing, it's a gator -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:46 2
      - my dad was chainsawing a tree stump near the water yesterday and had me hald a rake to swing, just in case. - ty97 Jan 8, 08:51 1
        
        bah, they really are more scared of you -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:55
- i hope Wally doesn't eat the otters (otters are awesome.) -- nm - Andie Jan 8, 08:44 6
  - An otter would happily rip off your arm and strangle orphans with it. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:46 4
    - If it were big enough to do so. -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:47 3
      - Oh, her arm is *plenty* big. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:49 2
        
        you just have a warped sense of other's appendage sizes. - Andie Jan 8, 08:50 1
        
        fatality!!! -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:52
  - if they're river otters though, stay away, they are nasty creatures. -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:45
- Well, there were otters in there. - Will Hunting Jan 8, 08:44
- If there are otters there is no gator. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:43 1
  - There were otters earlier this week. But now? Hmmmm -- nm - ty97 Jan 8, 08:44
- Clearly you need to go investigate. -- nm - Shaun Jan 8, 08:43 1
  - while wearing a Steak Suit. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 8, 08:45
I am not sure I am going to watch My Name is Earl anymore. Aside from some good Randy-isms, I think it has run its course. Too many premieres coming - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:42 3
- I dropped it after the first season, when The Office kicked it's ass in their Season 3 -- nm - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:49
- Funniest Show on TV still... - Mel Profit Jan 8, 08:46
- I'm sure it's still good, but I don't miss it. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:43
regarding Notorious ... keep in mind that non-black people would also watch the movie. So it could indeed be underpriced. -- nm - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:42 10
- but they'll have to borrow a black friend to go, like adults borrowing kids to see animated films. -- nm - Reagen Jan 8, 08:51
- I prefer to be called non-urban, thanks. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:44 2
  - All the years of talk about you on TT definitely suggested you were extreme rural. -- nm - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:47
  - yes, I'll admit, that was quite un-PC of me. But what about the New Zealand All-Blacks? :) -- nm - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:47
- It may very well do very, very well. -- nm - mara Jan 8, 08:44
- I know about it because my brother can't wait to see it. - ty97 Jan 8, 08:43 1
  - *turkey slaps ty97* -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:45
- I was reverse-thinking along these lines for Finding Neverland and my port was killed. -- nm - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:43 1
  - I love this movie. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:45
- Like me. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:43
I've come to accept that while I enjoy French early '90s pop music, after exploring the lyrics, I am, in fact, quite mental. - Mop Jan 8, 08:42
SITWAP: *hyde signal* Uh oh: China's appetite for US debt is waning. -- (link) - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:41 7
- mafic -- nm - tRuMaN Jan 9, 07:37
- No sh*t. If China was an individual investor, would he be stupid enough to keep buying that kind of debt? -- nm - Ken Katuragi Jan 8, 08:49 1
  - That Ken Katuragi is very incisive. -- nm - Mop Jan 8, 08:49
- That signal doesn't work anymore. -- nm - Callisto Jan 8, 08:45 3
  - Did he leave again? Did I miss something? -- nm - Jim Jan 8, 08:52
  - We've used it so often lately, we burned out the bulb. -- nm - Mop Jan 8, 08:50
  - We can bring him back to the Dark Side. -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:46
weird coincidence? bath talk on National Bubble Bath Day - zork Jan 8, 08:39 14
- Hrm... big kiddie pool, warm water, bubbles. This would be a great flash mob! -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:41 3
  - swim suits required. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:42 2
    - ... to be left at home -- nm - lileve si Jan 8, 08:52
    - Awww!!! -- nm - Mop Jan 8, 08:50
- awesome. I love baths. Had a bubble bath last week, first in years. -- nm - lileve Jan 8, 08:40 9
  - ST poll: Zork/Lileve inspired poll - when was the last time you had a bubble/bath salt bath? - Pippy Jan 8, 08:42 8
    - it's been a couple weeks. last winter i bubble bathed nearly every night. -- nm - kare Jan 8, 08:49
    - two nights ago. I use plain epsom salt (so cheap) and a few drops of essential oil. -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:47
    - I bought some fancy stuff on discount at Marshalls. Bubbles lasted along time and the tub still smelled of raspberry after the water was gone. - lileve Jan 8, 08:46
    - I used a Lush bubble bath bar in August sometime, after a day of walking in DC. - kelly Jan 8, 08:45
    - did we bathe together without me knowing? -- nm - zork Jan 8, 08:44 1
      - very likely yall are ST married - Pippy Jan 8, 08:48
    - about 3 weeks ago. Radox muscle-relaxing bath is a wonderful thing -- nm - Roger More Jan 8, 08:44
    - I honestly can't remember. Had to be when I was a kid -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:44
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas -- nm - ty97 Jan 8, 08:39 2
- No crocodile? -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:40 1
  - hippos kill more people yearly than crocs. I'd go hippo -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:41
Yeah, we're having my parents over for dinner tomorrow night. It's my mom's b-day and all. chicken chili! -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:38
*sigh* -- nm - amoxy Jan 8, 08:34 11
- sick too? -- nm - kare Jan 8, 08:37
- obviously not a morning person -- nm - Roger More Jan 8, 08:36
- this doesn't sound cheery. -- nm - CrankYanker Jan 8, 08:35
- I know. Meeting tonight so I have to get with it. - Rorschach: 03/06/09 Jan 8, 08:35 1
  - I never plan my meetings that far in advance. -- nm - nubby Jan 8, 08:41
- Tough day already? -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:35
- What's the matter? -- nm - kelly Jan 8, 08:35 4
  - Just not starting out a good day -- nm - amoxy Jan 8, 08:38 3
    - Hera's hoping for better things. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:45
    - Sorry. - kelly Jan 8, 08:43
    - ~Well I keep on thinking bout you Sister Golden Hair Surprise~ - Pippy Jan 8, 08:39
A commercial *flexible* OLED display (wrist mounted screen, meant for military use, but I say fuck that! I want one!) -- (link) - Mop Jan 8, 08:34 2
- ~ Well I thought about the Army, dad says son you're...~ -- nm - Mop Folds Five Jan 8, 08:37 1
  - Nightly News had a story about new Army recruitment centers in malls where you get to play video games and then sign up for a tour. - Mop Jan 8, 08:43
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- has a client stab you? If so, apply pressure to the wound to stop bleeding, and make your way to the nearest doctor. - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:37 1
  - *stabbed -- nm - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:37
- go to the emergency room right now! - Pippy Jan 8, 08:35
- You may want to take out that knife, then. -- nm - Mop Jan 8, 08:34 1
  - No, that's in his back, not the stomach area. -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:35
- YSMIM! -- nm - Rorschach: 03/06/09 Jan 8, 08:34
lir spawn: sadly, some parents don't care about putting on a face for their kids..... like that 6 year old's mother from yesterday's post. - CrankYanker Jan 8, 08:32
SITWAP: *kare signal* Techno CD "Songs to Make Dogs Happy" -- (link) - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:31
loosi and I are bath before bed soulmates! -- nm - mara Jan 8, 08:31 30
- mmm. my second best way to wind down before going off to sleep -- nm - kare Jan 8, 08:46
- *puts a thumb over "soul"* -- nm - nubby Jan 8, 08:36
- Why are there never any pictures??? -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:35
- way to conserve you two! Just doing your part. -- nm - CQ Jan 8, 08:33
- woo hoo! do you do bath salts, bubbles, plain? I really like bath salts (or bicarb) to prevent pruniness. Bubble bath is brutal on my skin. -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:32
- Sitting in a warm pool of your own filth is pretty awesome. - Shaun Jan 8, 08:32 23
  - you're not supposed to poop in it. -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:33 5
    - Why not? -- nm - Stacy si Jan 8, 08:35 1
      - Only if you wear your pants in the bath. -- nm - Shaun Jan 8, 08:38
    - This is a loose guideline at best. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:34 2
      - "loose" and "poop" should never be in the same thread. -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:35 1
        
        Again, this is more of a guideline than a rule. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:36
  - Yeah, I'm caked with filth by the end of the dat. -- nm - mara Jan 8, 08:32 16
    - :/ -- nm - Dat Phan Jan 8, 08:40
    - At my old job we used to joke about having to burn our work clothes before going out after. - Amy Jan 8, 08:38 1
      - That's how SheFox feels when she leaves Chili's. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:40
    - all those dirty books. -- nm - CrankYanker Jan 8, 08:34 10
      - Bookmites. -- nm - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:39
      - As far as TTisms creeping into your life go, I must be reminded of "Mara Sutra" at least once per week. nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:35 8
        
        Mmmmm...flexible. -- nm - HdnAgnda Jan 8, 08:41
        
        *checks my local library for a copy* -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:36 6
        
        It's only held at the Vatican and Indiana University. -- nm - mara Jan 8, 08:39 5
        
        (And sold at various street corners out of the back of a black Honda.) nm - Dignan Jan 8, 08:42
        
        Dammit, the Vatican will never give me access to their secret archives. -- nm - Robert Langdon Jan 8, 08:42 1
        
        ha! -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:49
        
        *checks flights to Rome, Indiana* -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:41
        
        and that shrine in a not to be named STrs basement -- nm - Pippy Jan 8, 08:40
    - "date" -- nm - what loosi saw Jan 8, 08:33
    - true dat -- nm - Rorschach: 03/06/09 Jan 8, 08:33
- *takes a meeting* -- nm - pmb Jan 8, 08:31
Whoever polled hangover food and got me thinking about steak and egg subs, you sort of made my day worse. - TFox Jan 8, 08:30 9
- Yeah...I'm feeling the DQ double cheeseburgers. Makes the diet even harder. Thanks Shaun! :) -- nm - Jim Jan 8, 08:33
- what's the food equivalent of an earworm? tongueworm? -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:31 3
  - It's called a CRAVING. -- nm - Beryllium Jan 8, 08:45
  - Tasteworm? -- nm - TaurusII Jan 8, 08:37
  - *goes apeshit* -- nm - Aragorn Jan 8, 08:33
- (Also, I think ST's auto-prevent of LIR posts is one my favorite features.) -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:31 2
  - what are you talking about? -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:31 1
    - If you try for a first, and get beat by *crunch*, it posts it on B1, not the newly dead B2. -- nm - TFox Jan 8, 08:32
- Thanks! -- nm - Shaun Jan 8, 08:30
*crunch* -- nm - loosilu Jan 8, 08:30

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