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Ok I have been Cappy a long time and tired of Pip giving me crap on the phone - time to come clean....

Posted by Capstern Sep 2 '11, 09:34

I wil admit that the person I am when I interact with you all isnt the REAL me. Somewhere about 8 years ago I started to find all teh crap and ire and laughinf and jokes just funny. It was fun to be CAPPY and not Dave.

I will admit that pretty much all the stories are totally true, if anything I hold back some stuff (Pip can attest to that) but since you dont KNOW me its funny to just see my life in as seen through eyes of people I know but dont.

Its an interesting prism and process to just watch what people think, say and feel based on my real crap. I am NOT as damaged as I portray. I am actually very smart (so much so that is one of my problems as my OCD does not play well with my IQ), I can obsessively think about 2-3 things at once and can make me a little paranoid in real life from time to time.

I dont really take things like Amanda and Spawns dislike of me personally they really dont know me they dislike Cappy that shade version of Dave. Crank Yanker, Pip and Amoxy really have more of an idea of who I am as a person outside this board.

I am a guy who loves life, loves people and loves to see people happy. I love to care for others and I love what I do. I make good money and take care of my bills and have been being smart for about 3 years with the lessons I learned. I am a great dad an just a funny guy with a sense of humor.

I truly believe being a target for many of you here is just fun. Some of you are so serious that its so much fun to inject idiotic chaos into the mix and watch it evolve. Watch amanda tear her weaves out and watch spawn sring to her defense. Watch groiny ride the fence and come down on both sides as a good guyhe really is. Andie with her caring and then fierce face slap now and then of you are a total tool Cap and other times of like dude I worry about you.

I do like all of you for one reason or another and I guess after all theseyears it is very hard to take off the cappy suit (made out of loose skin) and retire him. I will try, but I am not sure this will be any where near as fun for everyone if I do retire him.

In the end actually I am a kind and generous person and I guess giving you an easy target to shoot at was one way of giving back to the community. I do love ya all..some more than others.

Responses:

Um, Happy Birthday? -- nm - lileve Sep 2, 09:56
I don't think I've ever seen someone on ST so purposefully try to come off as a douchebag. - Stephen Sep 2, 09:55 1
- I know several - and I dont think it requies effort on their part -- nm - Capstern Sep 2, 10:14
I don't even care. You're never been real to me anyway. One of the benefits of keeping TT and real life seperate. - musubi Sep 2, 09:52
Just do what Spawn did and retire the name. He became Micheal. - amoxy Sep 2, 09:47 1
- I obviously did not read the entire first post or the whole thread - amoxy Sep 2, 09:54
Ok, so to cut to the chase, you're a god damned liar who posts bullshit just to get reactions. Got it. - Trish Sep 2, 09:46
Can you clarify: You've played an act by telling true stories about yourself? How is that an act? - ty97 Sep 2, 09:44 11
- let me sum up - Capstern Sep 2, 10:12
- this confused me too. but see below. It's the "helplessness" that's the story. -- nm - sycor Sep 2, 09:49 9
  - hell, I don't get this whole explosion really. I thought people liked Capstern. I should pay better attention. -- nm - sycor Sep 2, 09:53 8
    - (or less attention) -- nm - Roger More Sep 2, 09:54
    - it's not that they don't like Cappie, it's that they don't like being lied to. -- nm - znufrii Sep 2, 09:53 6
      - Does anyone believe that they're *really* being lied to? - musubi Sep 2, 09:55
      - I don't feel like we've been lied to at all. -- nm - loosilu Sep 2, 09:54
      - maybe I don't understand the lie then. -- nm - sycor Sep 2, 09:54 3
        
        this is so complicated, but here's how i see it. i don't think he's lying at all (except to himself), but the fact that he *thinks* he's giving us a - Andie Sep 2, 09:56
        
        My take: People are criticizing him, so he's backtracking and saying it's all a persona. -- nm - loosilu Sep 2, 09:55
        
        Me neither -- nm - amoxy Sep 2, 09:55
Once you've downloaded the Angry Girls app, it's pretty hard to uninstall. -- nm - Dr.Johnny Vermin Sep 2, 09:42
see, I just prefer to be who I am, 24 /7. - groiny Sep 2, 09:41
*giggle* -- nm - David Sep 2, 09:39
capstern show season ending twist: "It was all just a dream." -- nm - Max Sep 2, 09:38 2
- *cancels show* -- nm - Tim Sep 2, 09:40 1
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adios. done with you now -- nm - oblique Sep 2, 09:37 6
- If. Only. -- nm - mara Sep 2, 09:38 5
  - seriously, are there any working killfiles? -- nm - amanda "late sleeper" jones Sep 2, 09:40 3
    - ignore. -- nm - loosilu Sep 2, 09:41 2
      - When has ST ever been capable of that without technological assistance? :) -- nm - Beryllium Sep 2, 09:45 1
        
        Plenty of people do, actually. -- nm - loosilu Sep 2, 09:47
  - *applies ignore filter* - oblique Sep 2, 09:39
oh, so it's *altruism.* I see, now we can be BFF. (I don't use my real name either but I don't use that as an excuse to post about my slutty exploits - amanda "late sleeper" jones Sep 2, 09:37 19
- And oh wicked witch of the ST...we are who we choose to be and for 10 years I have enjoyed being Cappy HERE. Its fun - Capstern Sep 2, 09:43 18
  - this sin't true at all, really. I just find you despicable and think you bring very little to the table. - amanda "late sleeper" jones Sep 2, 09:51
  - Just stop it. I feel embarrassed for you. - Trish Sep 2, 09:51 2
    - he used to be a woman? nm -- nm - groiny Sep 2, 09:51 1
      - And he wasn't very good at that, either. -- nm - Trish Sep 2, 09:54
  - Please don't name drop me. -- nm - loosilu Sep 2, 09:51 1
    - lol. nm -- nm - groiny Sep 2, 09:51
  - worst heel turn ever. -- nm - Tim Sep 2, 09:47
  - um, wow -- nm - prayformojo Sep 2, 09:45
  - Bery, start warming up in the bullpen. -- nm - David Sep 2, 09:45 1
    - lol. nm -- nm - groiny Sep 2, 09:45
  - OMG. you actually believe that, don't you? -- nm - Andie Sep 2, 09:45 5
    - [deleted] 4
      - (I keep coming back to the blanket and dying laughing. I so want to post it but not even I am that mean.) -- nm - amanda "late sleeper" jones Sep 2, 09:52
      - If anyone would know... - Dr.Johnny Vermin Sep 2, 09:47 2
        
        lol. Now I have this image of you huddling in the corner singing "It's Friday, Friday" sadly into a beer -- nm - oblique Sep 2, 09:49 1
        
        that he is drinking with a straw. nm -- nm - groiny Sep 2, 09:50
  - It's time for you to back away. Now. -- nm - oblique Sep 2, 09:45 1
    - *this* - The Ruiner Sep 2, 10:37
You're really making the most of this stint on ST, aren't you. -- nm - mara Sep 2, 09:36 5
- *nods* there are no filters. - Andie Sep 2, 09:38 3
  - The seeming lack of filter is that fact that one of my special skills is being a sotryteller. I love to tell stories and I am very good at it. Yes - Capstern Sep 2, 09:45 2
    - With all due respect, you're actually pretty terrible at it. They're usually missing tons of details that would explain what you actually mean, are - pmb Sep 2, 09:57
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- I figured with as much change as my life is in and my attempt to be a fully realized adult I should take this last step (#12) -- nm - Capstern Sep 2, 09:37

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