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kelly, I guarentee, at some point, no matter how he postures......

Posted by groiny (aka groiny) Sep 6 '11, 08:11

he will have to change a blowout.

The first time I had to, the wife went out with the girls, left me at home, and 20 minutes after she left, I had a mess of epic proportions.

If it were not January, I would have took her out back and hosed her off.

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so what you're saying is that Will will not be eating brownies during this time period. -- nm - Remlik Sep 6, 08:27 1
- you think their poop is brown?????? - groiny Sep 6, 08:27
Yeah, we shall see. - kelly Sep 6, 08:16 22
- you get over that shit quickly out of sheer necessity. - Reagen Sep 6, 08:22
- I think all parents worry that they will mishandle or hurt the baby....I have similar fears but know I have to suck it up :) - Walt_Disney Sep 6, 08:18 13
  - Babies aren't made of glass. In fact, they are about as flexible and quick-healing as they will ever be in their life. -- nm - con_carne Sep 6, 08:25 5
    - My biggest fear was accidentally poking my finger thru the soft spot on her head.....even though I have never heard of anyone doing that. -- nm - CrankYanker Sep 6, 08:27 4
      - lol. it's not soft like a strawberry. -- nm - loosilu Sep 6, 08:40
      - jesus, you would have to poke pretty effing hard to do that! nm -- nm - groiny Sep 6, 08:28 2
        
        "i had a dream i was bowling!" -- nm - Reagen Sep 6, 08:30 1
        
        what happened to your baby's eyes and head? - groiny Sep 6, 08:31
  - heh, we kept score on who dropped our daughter the most. -- nm - CrankYanker Sep 6, 08:22 4
    - what was the prize? nm -- nm - groiny Sep 6, 08:23 3
      - A case of Butterfingers -- nm - Will Hunting Sep 6, 08:23 1
        
        It was a running joke..I think each of us 'almost' dropped her once. -- nm - CrankYanker Sep 6, 08:25
      - Loser had to buy the kid a helmet. -- nm - CrankYanker Sep 6, 08:23
  - well, Will has a hard time maneuvering his own gigantic melon though doors and shit. nm -- nm - groiny Sep 6, 08:19 1
    - The key is to turn sideways and at a 35-40deg angle...any less and I clip my chin; any more, I clip my eyebrow. -- nm - Will Hunting Sep 6, 08:20
- C'mon, I said I feel like I'm going to break them -- that will go away quickly. -- nm - Will Hunting Sep 6, 08:18 2
  - I hope so! - kelly Sep 6, 08:19 1
    - I was much more comfortable with that with my son, as opposed to my daughter. - groiny Sep 6, 08:20
- "cradle the newborn infant as you would a chicken wing...only don't eat it" -- nm - Beaker Sep 6, 08:17 1
  - so kelly should expect will to constantly lick the baby clean then. -- nm - tRuMaN Sep 6, 08:18
- that is what all us dads said before the first one. - groiny Sep 6, 08:17 1
  - *ding* I don't think I've said much out of the abnormal in regards to that. - Will Hunting Sep 6, 08:19

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