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In response to "I just don't want anyone having sex in my bed. ever. I mean, one would think people would know that" by HPV McGee

loosen your headboard, or attach bells to the sheets. if they start anything the noise will embarrass them and make them stop. :) -- nm

Posted by Andie (aka Andie) Sep 8 '11, 08:38

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bells is awesome. just do that anyway. -- nm - TFox Sep 8, 08:39 9
- God, it's like the ice cream truck was driving by all night! -- nm - bc/nc Sep 8, 08:42 1
  - heh -- nm - Beaker Sep 8, 08:44
- but then I won't be able to have sex in my bed!! oh. oh, wait... -- nm - HPV McGee Sep 8, 08:39 6
  - easily detachable bells! -- nm - Andie Sep 8, 08:41
  - you live alone. you could totally still have sex in your bed, plus your bed would be celebrating! - TFox Sep 8, 08:41 4
    - rachel upstairs vacuums before sex and giggles during. she would be all like, "HPV downstairs rings bells while she jams!!" -- nm - HPV McGee Sep 8, 08:45 3
      - Rachel vacuums before sex? I want to go to there. -- nm - bc/nc Sep 8, 08:48 2
        
        oh yeah. just before her boyfriend arrives. I try to leave when I hear it. -- nm - HPV McGee Sep 8, 08:52 1
        
        Maybe they're carpet bangers. -- nm - Max Sep 8, 09:02

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