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In response to "I am laughing with you that you call the child half demon baby -- nm" by Epiphany

I could keep a frickin boa constrictor in that crib and I couldn't tiptoe to bed any quieter.

Motherfucker is like one of those dolls girls get where their eyes open up when they are upright but close when you lie them down, but in reverse. Fucking baby has an accelerometer inside him or some shit. Take him off my shoulder, motherfucker wakes up. Reapply to shoulder, back to fucking sleep.

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