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wait...what? groiny knows Jenny MacCarthy?

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Oct 18 '11, 10:14

like not in a Restraining Order kind of way? Or do I have the wrong Jenny Mac?

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You can trace groiny's psychological break to the day that Jenny's Playboy issue hit the stands. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Oct 18, 10:25 8
- seriously. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:26 7
  - it was....odd..... - groiny Oct 18, 10:28 6
    - were you crying when you beat off to it? -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:30 2
      - Like always. -- nm - groin Oct 18, 10:32
      - This wins. -- nm - MDH Oct 18, 10:31
    - When I regained consciousness, I was married and my brother-in-law was living in the basement. -- nm - Mop (197 lbs) Oct 18, 10:30 2
      - this is pretty solid. -- nm - TFox Oct 18, 10:31
      - *snork* -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:31
I know, right? -- nm - Jim Oct 18, 10:21
the one that got away -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:18 1
- She prefers the term "escaped". -- nm - TWuG Oct 18, 10:19
mel turned into eve so slowly I didn't even realize it. -- nm - slutty vampire ghost pirate nurse amanda jones Oct 18, 10:18 20
- the amount of minutia from here I flush or outright ignore is staggering. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:19 19
  - I would rather this than remember everything. -- nm - loosilu got a rock Oct 18, 10:31
  - space for the cake database - 50%, space for diva - 25%, space for sports, 24%, space for everything else 1% ?? -- nm - tRuMaN Oct 18, 10:20 1
    - right? - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:22
  - This. I had no clue about that bit of info. -- nm - TWuG Oct 18, 10:20 15
    - I knew it and I didn't even know that ty97 was gay :) -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:20 14
      - Hell, I'm not entirely certain I could accurately separate groiny, pixie and cappy from one another. Even if my life depended on it. -- nm - TWuG Oct 18, 10:22 13
        
        groiny and pixie, I love you both enough to tell you apart. no crying. -- nm - slutty vampire ghost pirate nurse amanda jones Oct 18, 10:23
        
        I am the good looking one. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:23
        
        I'm not sure who that insults most but I think it's groiny -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:23 9
        
        TWuG. -- nm - TFox Oct 18, 10:24 8
        
        All y'all sort of blend together what with being pixels on a screen. -- nm - TWuG Oct 18, 10:28 7
        
        so I'm the same as the groin? -- nm - slutty vampire ghost pirate nurse amanda jones Oct 18, 10:31 6
        
        Some people stand out. -- nm - TWuG Oct 18, 10:35 3
        
        it's true. groiny, pixie, and cappy are some of our best blender-inners. -- nm - TFox Oct 18, 10:36 2
        
        Maybe you interact with them more than I do outside ST. - TWuG Oct 18, 10:40
        
        *CONFUSED GAZE* nm -- nm - ghouly Oct 18, 10:38
        
        wait, so I can change my nick. groin, is this ok? -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:33 1
        
        sure. nm -- nm - ghouly Oct 18, 10:36
        
        *smack* nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:23
do any of you people even know me???? nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:15 40
- *raises hand* - Will Hunting Oct 18, 10:25 23
  - don't remind me. - groiny Oct 18, 10:27 22
    - Well, Nubby, Sceire and Amoxy better remember, cuz I'm pretty sure this was discussed on Quarks night 1. -- nm - Will Hunting Oct 18, 10:29 1
      - You expect me to remember details from that night? -- nm - amoxy Oct 18, 10:33
    - dude...you can crack on me for not being tall but at least I never missed an opportunity to pursue Jenny MacCarthy. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:28 19
      - This is why I'm surprised you hadn't picked up on it before - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:29 18
        
        Oh man...I'm going to pound him in the face with this relentlessly. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:30 17
        
        "Riding you" , "Material for ribbing", "Pound him in the face relentlessly" -- I had no idea Jenny McCarthy would cause you and kilbo to go gay. -- nm - Will Hunting Oct 18, 10:31 16
        
        we are talking about groiny. He must be gay. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:32 15
        
        this is what I passed on at the time..... -- (link) - groiny Oct 18, 10:34 14 1
        
        That hair has it's own zip code -- nm - amoxy Oct 18, 10:36 6
        
        it alters tidal patterns. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:39 5
        
        She wasn't allowed to wash her hair without consulting the Audubon Society. -- nm - Reagen Oct 18, 10:43 1
        
        at least we know the cause of the holes in the Ozone now. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:44
        
        Maybe it threw horndog's routine out of sync...that's why he didn't make a move. -- nm - Will Hunting Oct 18, 10:40 2
        
        at the time that was still very jammable. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:42
        
        between the Aquanet and Aqua Velva, they needed to stay a half mile from any open flame. -- nm - TFox Oct 18, 10:40
        
        Ummm...wow. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:36 4
        
        Cosmetology schools must have scheduled field trips to her. -- nm - Reagen Oct 18, 10:38 3
        
        They worked in shifts. One actually died. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:40 2
        
        Fell off the North Face. -- nm - Will Hunting Oct 18, 10:42 1
        
        *laughing* - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:45
        
        That's like Mt. Hairmore. -- nm - Reagen Oct 18, 10:35 1
        
        If you look closely you can see the support struts. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:36
- we grew up less than a block away from each other. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:16 15
  - tell her to knock that vaccine shit off. - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:18 12
    - this is her and her older sister. -- (link) - groiny Oct 18, 10:19 11
      - so close to a nip slip -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:23
      - geesh - beautiful runs in the family -- nm - Epiphany Oct 18, 10:23 9
        
        3 of the 4 sisters are smokin. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:23 8
        
        that 4th one better be a world class neurosurgeon. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 18, 10:25 2
        
        she does makeup, I think. - groiny Oct 18, 10:26 1
        
        for a girl, that's practically the same thing -- nm - poxie Oct 18, 10:27
        
        how many are crazy? -- nm - Reagen Oct 18, 10:24 4
        
        none. - groiny Oct 18, 10:24 2
        
        that doesn't preclude someone from being crazy - Reagen Oct 18, 10:27 1
        
        valid point. - groiny Oct 18, 10:29
        
        3 of the 4, by rule -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 18, 10:24
  - no wonder you're nuts. - Remlik Oct 18, 10:17
  - I talk to her older sister who graduated with me, maybe every other month. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 18, 10:17

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