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ST Hump Day Poll: You are a protester living in a tent at an Occupy camp. You have a humping opportunity. Do you hump in a tent?

Posted by con_carnage (aka con_carne) Oct 19 '11, 08:20

The object of this humping opportunity is an extremely attractive member of your preferred gender. They are a stranger. For the purposes of this poll, you are single, or otherwise able to engage in consensual sex. You are somehow able to get a tent for yourselves for this occasion, but you are otherwise surrounded by strangers milling about outside the tent. There are also police nearby. Can you bring yourself to have sex in a crowded Occupy Wall Street (or your chosen Occupy) tent camp?

Responses:

I'd Ustream it -- nm - kilbooooo Oct 19, 08:33
This is a really detailed poll question. -- nm - mara Oct 19, 08:31
Have they showered in the last week? - Stephen Oct 19, 08:28
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- WAIT...what's with this "trust me" stuff? experience? do tell.... -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 19, 08:30
- 2 minutes of ecstasy... 15 minutes of fame, baby! -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:26
- really? in a tent? with everything going on around you? how would the police even know? -- nm - Andie Oct 19, 08:26 18
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  - Right. And what cause would there be, unless maybe you are so loud that they say it's a disturbance? -- nm - Don Homer Oct 19, 08:28
  - this. -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 19, 08:27
  - I think jack just admitted that he's a screamer. -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:27 14
    - I don't get people that can't shut up during sex. Don't get it at all. -- nm - TFox Oct 19, 08:32 5
      - I would trade a lot more being unable to shut up during for just a little more shutting up after. Amiright? -- nm - con_carnage Oct 19, 08:36 1
        
        as long as there's shutting up beforehand, I agree. -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:37
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        Not a good idea... -- nm - David Carradine Oct 19, 08:37
      - okay, Apu. -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:33
    - A pre-emptive screamer, even. -- nm - Will Hunting Oct 19, 08:29
    - "Now *there's* a spoiler for you." -- nm - znufrii Oct 19, 08:28
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      - Power. Bottom. -- nm - MDH Oct 19, 08:29 4
        
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        Dr Freud would say "He's, like, ten. Come on." -- nm - Beryllium Oct 19, 08:45
        
        "Occupy it! OCCUPY IT!!!" -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:29 1
        
        "That guy is really dedicated" -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 19, 08:31
duh -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 19, 08:25
Sure. I don't care if strangers hear us. -- nm - Krusty Oct 19, 08:24
Why wouldn't you -- nm - Jim Oct 19, 08:24 3
- Because you'd be banging an OWSer *at an OWS protest* -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:25 2
  - that's like wearing the tshirt of the band to the concert!! -- nm - amanda jones Oct 19, 08:40
  - Well, I'm sure the wall street capitalist pigs are finding ways to screw them while they protest ... -- nm - Beryllium Oct 19, 08:26
Certainly -- nm - ty97 Oct 19, 08:23
I don't know why people scoffed at the sex scene in Enemy at the Gates. I thought that was hot. -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:22 5
- This is great... I totally remember that. :) -- nm - con_carnage Oct 19, 08:39
- I agree with Max. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 19, 08:24 3
  - I don't know that I've ever disagreed with you more. - Stephen Oct 19, 08:30 2
    - aha, so you're the one. I'll make a note in your file. -- nm - Max Oct 19, 08:42 1
      - I'm the 99%! -- nm - Stephen Oct 19, 08:44
of course. -- nm - TFox Oct 19, 08:21
oh sure, for them i bet that's pretty hot -- nm - Andie Oct 19, 08:21
No. But for the people who can, there's a kit for that. I think someone linked to it here yesterday. -- nm - Beryllium Oct 19, 08:21
sure do. -- nm - znufrii Oct 19, 08:20

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