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The Siophie's Choice of Boobs. You can only motorboat one of two chicks. Those chicks are...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Oct 25 '11, 07:41

Hayek or Vergara.

What do you do ST? What.do.you.do?

I think I'd have to go with Hayek. She's stunning and has always been stunning since Desperado. She just sex-slithered through that entire movie.

Responses:

Hayek -- nm - Krusty Oct 25, 08:10
Hayek -- nm - Epiphany Oct 25, 07:56
Vergara. 8 times. -- nm - ty97 Oct 25, 07:54
Vergara because she would be laughing just as hysterically as I would. I like her laugh. -- nm - CovingtonCat Oct 25, 07:53
Speaking of...for those who've never seen the movie...what WAS Sophie's Choice? -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:48 13
- Tebow -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 25, 07:50 1
  - Excellent choice. :) -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:50
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- heh. you know, i've never seen it, and then I made a Sophie's Choice joke on Facebook... - TFox Oct 25, 07:49
- Pepsi -- nm - con_carnage Oct 25, 07:49
- Pikachu. nm -- nm - ghouly Oct 25, 07:48
- spoils - loosilu Oct 25, 07:48 4
  - spoil me on what she did -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 25, 07:54 2
    - spoil. - loosilu Oct 25, 07:58 1
      - thanks -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 25, 08:00
  - How is that even a decision? Send the boy. -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Oct 25, 07:52
- Less filling. -- nm - Ghost Hunting Oct 25, 07:48 1
  - nice -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:49
It's like the Kobayashi Maru -- nm - budice Oct 25, 07:47 2
- that is a no win situation, isn't this more the exact opposite as either way you win? -- nm - Evil Beaker Oct 25, 07:48 1
  - the only way to win is to play the game. and play, and play, and play. -- nm - loosilu Oct 25, 07:48
Vergara. But let's be honest, either choice I make, I'm winning at a level few men have ever reached. -- nm - Ghost Hunting Oct 25, 07:46
no question. Hayek -- nm - decline Oct 25, 07:43
Let me take, um, three minutes and realllllly think about this. -- nm - bc/nc Oct 25, 07:43 13
- the DM has a Vergara bikini pic to help you. -- (link) - loosilu Oct 25, 07:45 12
  - no thank you..... - ghouly Oct 25, 07:48 10
    - No shit. If Salma wasn't already the obvious choice, she would be now. -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:49
    - You.....don't think Vergara is gorgeous? - Ghost Hunting Oct 25, 07:49 8
      - pretty, but not even close to being in the same class as Salma -- nm - decline Oct 25, 07:50 3
        
        I just want to make clear, for the whole package, I'll pick Salma. -- nm - loosilu Oct 25, 07:51
        
        yeah, she might not make my top 100. nm -- nm - ghouly Oct 25, 07:51
        
        This. This right here. -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:51
      - she is less attractive to me because I can not stand her voice. - ghouly Oct 25, 07:50 3
        
        like a Latina Fran Drescher*. -- nm - TFox Oct 25, 07:51 2
        
        Oh, Senor Sheffield! -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:51
        
        this is pretty accurate, and I might take Fran over her too. nm -- nm - ghouly Oct 25, 07:51
  - If this was the one I posted here on Sat morning, it is factoring heavily into my decision. Mara had it dead on in that post that the proportion of - bc/nc Oct 25, 07:47
Latin flava is the bestest -- nm - con_carnage Oct 25, 07:43
there is no question the answer is.... - ghouly Oct 25, 07:42
Hayek and it's not even close, really. -- nm - Jim Oct 25, 07:42
Marry Hayek, motorboat Vergara. -- nm - loosilu Oct 25, 07:41 2
- you don't have any other option that Motorboat. You can not marry. you can not sex. just motorboat. -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 25, 07:42 1
  - Vergara. -- nm - loosilu Oct 25, 07:43
*glares at fingers* - Mel Profit Oct 25, 07:41 1
- not sure what you think a motorboat is....... -- nm - ghouly Oct 25, 07:42

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