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In response to "maybe a small clown car as a table with food on it? -- nm" by Epiphany

this weekend, eleanor and I got tipsy and made up the professional clown fighting association.

Posted by clockwork jones (aka amanda) Oct 31 '11, 10:01

like fight club for clowns.

imagine it: one of those boxing gloves that opens up and punches you. clown booties instead of boxing shoes. the slogan:

RED NOSE. BLACK EYE.

(obviously her children were asleep and her husband was on call and sober. we were pretty silly.)

and imagine PCFA week in vegas! a clown car pulls up, 20 clowns get out. celebrity clownfights, bozo vs. krusty! guys, we're going to be rich (and drunk).

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you girls are heelarious - Epiphany Oct 31, 10:03 4
- referees are required to wear glasses with coke-bottle lenses -- nm - zork Oct 31, 10:26
- the guns that don't fire but have a flag that pops out the end saying "bang" -- nm - JenBro Oct 31, 10:10 2
  - alt slogan: "you can't bring a gun to a clownfight." (pix! help us out.) -- nm - clockwork jones Oct 31, 10:16 1
    - you gotta have the bucket of confetti instead of water to toss on the crowd -- nm - JenBro Oct 31, 10:20

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this weekend, eleanor and I got tipsy and made up the professional clown fighting association.

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