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So....my wife went and did Nov. 1 candy shopping. She tried calling me to ask which variety pack to buy. I didn't answer.

Posted by Will Hunting (aka JoeMetz) Nov 1 '11, 17:03

she got them all. Like....all. If she wasn't a diabetic before, she would be after this merely by contact high.

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Hey, at least we know what we'll be giving out next Halloween to the shitheads who don't feel like dressing up! - kelly Nov 1, 17:11 8
- Like it will last that long!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! Tell me some more knee slappers - Bacon Nov 1, 17:13 7
  - Eh, I don't know...this year we gave out stuff I bought last November 1st! (Tootsie Pops) - kelly Nov 1, 17:16 5
    - I love tootsie pops, (not rolls before you say it Amoxy) -- nm - Bacon Nov 1, 17:18 4
      - Oh and I hate the Chocolate ones -- nm - Bacon Nov 1, 17:18 3
        
        I've never had had one of those. - the deglittered liioulu (mostly) Nov 1, 17:23 2
        
        Here is the order of Tootsie Pop Awesomeness. Cherry, Grape, Orange, Strawberry, Raspberry, then nothingness -- nm - Bacon Nov 1, 17:25 1
        
        Mine would be Orange, Raspberry, Cherry, Strawberry, and any special flavor other than Chocolate and Grape. -- nm - the deglittered liioulu (mostly) Nov 1, 17:29
  - They'll have nothing else in the house and .... -- nm - the deglittered liioulu (mostly) Nov 1, 17:14
Over/under on when they are all gone: seventeen minutes. -- nm - David Nov 1, 17:06 3
- She bought some types I don't like...so............ - Will Hunting Nov 1, 17:08 2
  - Who doesn't like Snickers? -- nm - kelly Nov 1, 17:09 1
    - members of Al Qaeda, that's who. -- nm - Reagen Nov 1, 17:35
tonight on Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is...........Halloween Candy! -- nm - peglegpete Nov 1, 17:06 17
- They did this on Chopped -- nm - Dano Nov 1, 17:10 1
  - I have a Candy Bar Cookbook, and I'm pretty sure there are uses for Halloween candy in there somewhere. -- nm - kelly Nov 1, 17:10
- And the pregnant judge is hormonally bitchy beyond all reason. -- nm - David Nov 1, 17:07 11
  - GASP! - kelly Nov 1, 17:09 10
    - Some are some aren't and then there's the last month when a lot of moms to be get stupid. - the deglittered liioulu (mostly) Nov 1, 17:31
    - You know what a smart man never says to a pregnant woman? "You are a *lot* more hormonal than you realize." - David Nov 1, 17:22 6
      - No one....*NO ONE* has ever accused me of being smart when it comes to talking to women. - Will Hunting Nov 1, 17:29 4
        
        I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Good luck with that surgery. I'm sure it won't hurt a bit. -- nm - David Nov 1, 17:30 3
        
        (see his post below.) - kelly Nov 1, 17:35
        
        My dumbest moment ever..."So, when's the baby due?" - Will Hunting Nov 1, 17:32 1
        
        My father-in-law had a funny variation of this story. - David Nov 1, 17:37
      - Have you met my husband? - kelly Nov 1, 17:27
    - Based on his post below, I think he means an actual judge on an actual episode, but I can't tell for sure. heh. -- nm - Beryllium Nov 1, 17:10 1
      - I did, yes. The chick all but spat in Kelly Ripa's face. (nm) - David Nov 1, 17:17
- I would watch this. - Beryllium Nov 1, 17:07 2
  - It is the most recent episode. -- nm - David Nov 1, 17:08 1
    - Oh! I thought the most recent one was Radishes -- nm - Beryllium Nov 1, 17:09
well, make sure you hug her BEFORE you eat them -- nm - Beryllium Nov 1, 17:04 1
- Its for her own good:) -- nm - eag Nov 1, 17:06

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So....my wife went and did Nov. 1 candy shopping. She tried calling me to ask which variety pack to buy. I didn't answer.

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