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In response to "JD doesn't know Ricardo Montalban? Is he fake Mexican as well? -- nm" by Reagen

Oh my God, could you imagine if he were a fake drunk too?

Posted by nubby Jan 14 '09, 13:50

My world would literally crash down around me.

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- It's possible, however improbable, you could have been faking. (nm) - nubby Jan 14, 13:54 3
  - it would explain the dry heaves. -- nm - loosilu Jan 14, 13:56
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    - c) emulate JaxSean. -- nm - JaxSean Jan 14, 13:58
- Sober honky womanizer. -- nm - ty97 Jan 14, 13:54
so he'd end up being ... what? a mormon black man? -- nm - Beryllium Jan 14, 13:52 26
- Did you just accuse Dawson of not being a man? -- nm - nubby Jan 14, 13:53
- Chinese laundry lady -- nm - Epiphany Jan 14, 13:53 10
  - Middle-aged Korean woman? -- nm - nubby Jan 14, 13:53 9
    - *cultured* middle aged, korean woman. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 14, 13:54 6
      - Don't forget 'thin'. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Jan 14, 13:56 5
        
        really? I don't remember that but sounds right. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 14, 14:03
        
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        You should design tasteful spit-buckets for restaurants, like they have at wine-tastings. - Dr.Vermin Jan 14, 13:58
        
        huh, the Weight Watchers site doesn't list the points for that item. -- nm - ty97 Jan 14, 13:57 1
        
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      - 1. Skagnetti -- nm - nubby Jan 14, 13:55
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  - Vancouver Island isn't flyover - it's fly-beyond. Like Maine -- nm - Roger More Jan 14, 13:56
  - dolt, the thread originated from you being a fake mexican! -- nm - Beryllium Jan 14, 13:53 11
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      - EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS A LIE!!!! *runs away sobbing* - Beryllium Jan 14, 13:55
      - Mmmm... blatino... -- nm - nubby Jan 14, 13:55 2
        
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        I think he's full Caucasian. -- nm - nubby Jan 14, 14:01
    - Though the mormon part is probably more targeted at the drunk part as they don't drink. (Heck, they don't even do caffeine). -- nm - Ender Jan 14, 13:54 5
      - yes, the logic was: fake mexican + fake drunk + fake gay = mormon (non-mexican) man. I just picked black, because it seemed funnier. -- nm - Beryllium Jan 14, 13:54 4
        
        how about Straight Mormon Canadian man? -- nm - loosilu Jan 14, 13:56 3
        
        or just... Canadian? -- nm - Roger More Jan 14, 14:01 2
        
        they're never funny. -- nm - Mel Profit Jan 14, 14:04 1
        
        Agreed. Canadian it is then -- nm - Roger More Jan 14, 14:07

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