Psychiatrist vs. Bartender (passed to me in an email, so I'm sure at least some of you have read it before)
Posted by
dogbert
Nov 7 '11, 14:31
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night. so I went to a shrink and told him
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
Somebodyunder it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week for six months and we should be able
to get rid of those fears'.
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll think about it,' I said.
Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year
is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought
me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,
may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
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