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So the other day we are stitching up a vagina post delivery and the husband is like "Put a few extra stitches to make it tighter" ... -- nm

Posted by James Bond (aka Igor) (aka Igor) Dec 1 '11, 13:54

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One of my ex's mom said, "Give me the honeymoon stitch." To her delivery doctor -- nm - flavorize Dec 1, 14:04
people really do say this? -- nm - kare Dec 1, 13:54 27
- I smell a Hazel Bloom update. Maybe decorative Christmas stitching? nm - Dignan Dec 1, 13:59 19
  - that's what pubes are for. you can get color *and* shapes. -- nm - kare Dec 1, 14:01 12
    - I can't help you with photographing those. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:02 11
      - That's okay. You can provide the festive red. -- nm - con_carne Dec 1, 14:03 10
        
        i don't get this. i mean, one translation is totally disgusting. i'm pretty sure you didn't mean that. -- nm - kare Dec 1, 14:05 7
        
        (tfox? translation please!) -- nm - kare Dec 1, 14:05 6
        
        I believe he is referring to the carpet and the drapes. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:06
        
        its pretty much what you thought -- nm - crash davis Dec 1, 14:06 4
        
        dear God. no, it's not. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:06 3
        
        maybe what I thought is not what kare thought, I thought what you said -- nm - crash davis Dec 1, 14:07 2
        
        I can think of two interpretations, one of which is very different. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:08 1
        
        well, I now can come up with a gross interpretation -- nm - crash davis Dec 1, 14:09
        
        you can be green. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:04 1
        
        yeah, like love isn't full of ...uh...leprechans already? -- nm - zeitgeist Dec 1, 14:09
  - you truly are the wicked awesome guy -- nm - crash davis Dec 1, 14:01 1
    - he just wants more fish recipies on HB -- nm - oblique Dec 1, 14:01
  - jingle all the vajayjay -- nm - oblique Dec 1, 14:01
  - (tinsel??) nm - Dignan Dec 1, 14:00 1
    - stop before you get to lights. -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 14:01
  - OMG -- nm - loosilu Dec 1, 13:59
- Generally only while being a menace to South Central while drinking their juice in the hood -- nm - Beryllium Dec 1, 13:55
- clearly, you've never seen Cap and zeitgeist post. -- nm - TFox Dec 1, 13:55 5
  - heh. my dude said this to me, he'd be seeing divorce papers before he ever saw my vag again. -- nm - kare Dec 1, 13:57 4
    - You've forgotten rule number 1, sweetie - Trish Dec 1, 14:06
    - it doesn't even make sense. - TFox Dec 1, 13:59 1
      - *cracking up* - kare Dec 1, 13:59
    - (*if* my dude said this to me) -- nm - kare Dec 1, 13:57
just saying this makes women cringe the way men do when they see someone take a baseball to the ... groin. -- nm - Andie Dec 1, 13:54 4
- Well, we might cringe for a second after a full five minutes of laughing. nm - Dignan Dec 1, 13:57
- (the "stitching up a vagina" part) -- nm - Andie Dec 1, 13:55 2
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    - *nods* -- nm - oblique Dec 1, 13:57
David Spade had a bit about this, back in his standup days. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Dec 1, 13:54

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