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In response to " �I want to do wrong things" = serial killer in training -- nm" by Beaker

Survivor spoilers

Posted by Beaker (aka anniebecca) Dec 2 '11, 10:55

Brandon (Survivor, Lane): 25 points (they give points for Reality Show hijinks).

Have you ever had a particularly evil, violent, or sexual thought and said to yourself, �Whoa, self! Where did that come from? You are one weird fella, self. I am glad no one else can hear these thoughts�? Yeah ... me neither. But you know who this has happened to? Brandon from Survivor. Note how little prodding it took to make Brandon have a breakdown:

Jeff: �Brandon, are you exhausted right now?�
Brandon: �Yeah.�
Jeff: �What has tried you the most in this game?�
Brandon (in tears): �I want to do wrong things. I am human. But I ... There is something stronger inside that won�t let me. Anything worth having is not going to be easy, so that is all I am going to tell myself in my head. Anything worth having is not going to be easy. That is all.� (20 crying + 5 tribal bonus points)
Expressing a desire to �do wrong things� is creepier than saying which specific wrong things you have in mind. If you ever see Brandon walking on the street, cross to the other side.

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Responses:

Just when I don't think he can get any creepier.... (spoils?) - Stephen Dec 2, 11:03 4
- Imagine how his wife feels watching it. -- nm - David Dec 2, 11:09 3
  - Well, there's the normal person response of *shiver* and then there's the response of a woman who married him in the first place which is - Will Hunting Dec 2, 11:10 2
    - Do not talk about David like that. -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 11:11 1
      - Sorry, never meant to imply David was normal. Won't happen again. -- nm - Will Hunting Dec 2, 11:12
Well, to be fair as he's a Hantz... the "..to women..." is just silently understood. -- nm - Will Hunting Dec 2, 10:57 4
- Many people are saying that they should never cast a Hantz again, but I'm starting to think they should cast russell's mother. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 2, 10:58 3
  - Cast them all. Every one of them. If one refuses to participate, tranq and put em on the boat. - Will Hunting Dec 2, 11:05 1
    - but then where would kentucky get their apple pie? -- nm - Beryllium Dec 2, 11:06
  - I look forward to The Hantz Family Christmas Special -- nm - Beaker Dec 2, 10:59

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