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See, a *real* christian cruise would be surrounded by temptation that the faithful would be able to resist. - Beryllium Dec 2, 13:03 4
- so, you're saying one should go on the porn cruise to test one's faith ? -- nm - decline Dec 2, 13:07
- speaking of, when hantz did his (sp) - amanda Dec 2, 13:06
- but the only real test of faith is to fork over $199 -- nm - zeitgeist Dec 2, 13:05
- alternatively, Christian Slater impersonating Tom Cruise would be amusing. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 2, 13:04
my friend jaime, to me: wait. egg nog is a real thing? it's not made up?? (oh jaime jaime jaime.) -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 13:00 4
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  - if he's straight, we should introduce them. -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 13:07
  - I'm calling elves on this. And you're Santa. -- nm - Diva Dec 2, 13:07
- *lifts up Jaime's rock* -- nm - ty97 Dec 2, 13:02
those who want the Karen O/Trent song check mashup group email... - Remlik Dec 2, 12:59 1
- Awesome. I'm not preordering the album, so this is nice. Thanks! -- nm - JaxSean Dec 2, 13:00
STIS: I got myself a Karotz (a new Nabaztag) and it needs a name. Any suggestions? -- (link) - marcel Dec 2, 12:57 6
- you know in europe the use different words for almost everything, its like they speak a whole nutther language, what is it called in american? -- nm - zeitgeist Dec 2, 13:03
- Schrenkelzjank -- nm - TFox Dec 2, 13:03
- wtf? -- nm - decline Dec 2, 13:01
- I.... huh? -- nm - Reagen Dec 2, 12:59 2
  - This. -- nm - Subversive Dec 2, 13:05 1
    - How was the memorial service for your Movember stache? -- nm - Reagen Dec 2, 13:06
SCORE! I went to CVS at just the right time as they had a basket full of Godiva chocolate bars on clearance for 25 cents each. Got 32 of them and yes, - Qale Dec 2, 12:56 10
- Marry me. -- nm - jnine Dec 2, 13:00 2
  - Sure dude. - Qale Dec 2, 13:00 1
    - i now pronounce you nutter and nuttier -- nm - zeitgeist Dec 2, 13:07
- *hate* -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:57
- You may have a problem. - Spawn Dec 2, 12:56 3
  - It's awesome. Especially since I was going in there to reload my cell phone *and* get chocolate. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 12:59 2
    - The only way this gets better is if the phone reload was on sale too. - the liioulu with Dec 2, 13:01 1
      - Sadly no. It could have been better if I had some CVS Rewards Bucks, but alas, no. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 13:02
- *prays for you to be my secret stalker* -- nm - Epiphany Dec 2, 12:56 1
  - I'll never tell, though I do have all of the items now. Just need to box it up and ship it out. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 12:58
35 minutes into my hold with the IRS. Any bets on when I get through? -- nm - spamlet Dec 2, 12:56 2
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- Monday morning -- nm - decline Dec 2, 12:56
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- i hope that means they tased him -- nm - stewie Dec 2, 12:59
- You appealed this? 3 games, then. -- nm - spamlet Dec 2, 12:58
- Did Goodie set him up? -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 2, 12:53 3
  - When I saw that he advised Suh to appeal (realizing there was no way Suh would get it overturned) it seemed to me like Goodell was trying to further - Diva Dec 2, 13:01 2
    - What baffles me is the NFLPA encouraging him to appeal so that in the future players in his position don't get suspensions... - Stephen Dec 2, 13:06 1
      - I know! And did anybody 'advise' the guy who got stomped? -- nm - Diva Dec 2, 13:08
Skyrim - Anaras Star (I know I spelled that wrong)..spoils? - Capstern Dec 2, 12:50 4
- Do they use magic? You currently have -ZERO- magic resistance, including gear or racial bonuses. What difficulty are you playing on? Adept is default. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 12:57
- did you get my FB message? -- nm - Beaker Dec 2, 12:55
- Skyrim :Potions question...as a 2h fight i need lots of health postions...anyone found somewhere that you can stock up regularly? -- nm - Capstern Dec 2, 12:50 1
  - Towns restock every 24 hours. Pick two cities really really far apart, and fast travel betwen them and you should be good. Also: learn alchemy. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 12:59
david! david! david! -- (link) - tRuMaN Dec 2, 12:48 8
- Like the yappy little dog in the Warner Bros. cartoons. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:56
- The only right Roku to get is the XS because it's the only one with an ethernet port. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:51 1
  - You mispelled "USB" port. -- nm - JaxSean Dec 2, 13:02
- Are you looking in a mirror? -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:50 4
  - ~I'm asking him to change his ways~ -- nm - colin Dec 2, 12:53
  - begone, halo traitor. -- nm - tRuMaN Dec 2, 12:52 2
    - Did you sign up on my Halo Night post? -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:54 1
      - no, why should i, you will claim you were on playing but never show. halo traitor. - tRuMaN Dec 2, 12:58
bonus hax chat q: why is she attracted to emotionally unavailable men? - jingle pixie Dec 2, 12:45 11
- Time for counselling. -- nm - the liioulu with Dec 2, 12:52
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  - She should clearly give herself to Jesus. - Spawn Dec 2, 12:48 3
    - no drinking swearing smoking with him. I'm out. -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:49
    - she should try fixing herman cain first. -- nm - tRuMaN Dec 2, 12:49 1
      - at least she'd get paid -- nm - Epiphany Dec 2, 12:52
- So, we are starting all over with the basics? -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:47 2
  - Yeah, I feel like this plus "how do I get along with my inlaws better?" constitute 85% of all advice column letters ever. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Dec 2, 12:49 1
    - Plus a big chunk of "My husband/boyfriend is constantly texting his co-worker/ex. Are they having sex?" -- nm - loosilu Dec 2, 12:50
- short answer: Because for whatever reason, you dno't really want a relationship. - loosilu Dec 2, 12:46
- "dear hax, I keep hitting myself in the face with a frying pan, how do I stop doing this?" -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:46
Has ST heard about Howie Mandel's new show "Mobbed"? Maybe not so new -- I see the video was posted 5 months ago. -- (link) - mara Dec 2, 12:40 [youtube] 1
- I like this better as "Mopped". -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:42
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- Ow my area! -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 13:00
my workfriend lisa is on a jesus cruise right now. no drinking, no swearing, no sex, no smoking for seven days. seven days. - amanda Dec 2, 12:40 58
- No drinking, sure. No swearing, possibly. No smoking, it'd sure help me re-quit. No sex... well, I already have that problem. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 13:01
- I could do it, but it would not be pretty in the parking lot when I got off the boat -- nm - Epiphany Dec 2, 12:55
- is a vacation really a vacation if you can't have any fun? I'd be kicked off the boat before they had my bags on board -- nm - dogbert Dec 2, 12:55 3
  - think big: hijack the boat. -- nm - Beryllium Dec 2, 12:56 1
    - "We're going to the happiest place on Earth! ...Tijuana!" -- nm - Dr.Vermin Dec 2, 12:58
  - I would wear a Humping For Jesus T-shirt and see what happened. -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:56
- but if you're married, you're *required* to have sex! -- nm - colin Dec 2, 12:54 10
  - without birth control -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:55 9
    - And only in the missionary position. -- nm - Qale Dec 2, 13:03 1
      - and the woman cannot enjoy it. -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 13:04
    - ewwwww -- nm - Epiphany Dec 2, 12:56 6
      - Stupid sexy bible. -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:57 1
        
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      - eww? -- nm - colin Dec 2, 12:56 1
        
        I don't want " let's make a baby" to be on my mind at that moment - Epiphany Dec 2, 13:11
      - they have inspectors! -- nm - Beryllium Dec 2, 12:56 1
        
        "you didn't spill your seed on the ground, did you??" -- nm - colin Dec 2, 12:57
- Sure, no problem. - JaxSean Dec 2, 12:50
- If I could get off the boat, sure. If not, no. -- nm - the liioulu with Dec 2, 12:47
- I make up my own swears so I'm cool. -- nm - TFox Dec 2, 12:46
- Forget it. -- nm - loosilu Dec 2, 12:45
- Jamaica? No smoking... anything? - Dr.Vermin Dec 2, 12:45
- *slaps down money* I'M OUT!!! -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:45
- i can get off the boat at all the ports of call, right? i could do it. -- nm - Andie Dec 2, 12:44 4
  - there's just two of these. but yes, you can. you're supposed to go on organized tours at the stops. - amanda Dec 2, 12:46 3
    - Organized trip's are the dealbreakers. - the liioulu with Dec 2, 12:51
    - This deal just keeps getting worse. - Spawn Dec 2, 12:47 1
      - I have altered the deal so that you can only wear sunscreen that's applied directly by Creepy Steve. - Darth Cruisedirector Dec 2, 12:57
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  - I don't drink or smoke, so I'm not missing much. I might look into it. -- nm - spamlet Dec 2, 12:57
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  - see I could do without the booze, cursing and sex, but to have to be around the type of people who would go on a Jesus cruise for 7 days? dealbreaker -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:48 5
    - old traveling salesmen tip: best place to hook up is church social stuff (doesn't apply to locals, the other locals know you - zeitgeist Dec 2, 12:56 1
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    - we can still use sarcasm and mockery though right? -- nm - Beaker Dec 2, 12:49 1
      - sure, but I think that would get kind of old after day 2. -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:50
  - see, for me, there's zero upside. -- nm - loosilu Dec 2, 12:47
- the swearing would be my only issue -- nm - tRuMaN Dec 2, 12:43
- swearing would be toughes t for me but I'd have a bigger problem with "on a boat for 7 days" part. -- nm - Reagen Dec 2, 12:42
- They'd literally have to drag me on kicking and screaming like Charlton Heston in the original Planet of the Apes. -- nm - Mel Profit Dec 2, 12:42 5
  - Dude, I do'nt even like boats. fuck that. -- nm - loosilu Dec 2, 12:49
  - this was pretty much my thought. they search your luggage for booze on the way in. -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:48 3
    - "why do you have yeast and potatoes in your bag?" -- nm - Reagen Dec 2, 12:49 1
      - (I just burst out laughing at my desk.) -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:50
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- is #2 all you have to do? any soul saving?? -- nm - jingle pixie Dec 2, 12:42 6
  - lisa says you can skip prayer and get hotter breakfast while everyone prays. one bonus of being a heathen. -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:45 5
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      - Keelhauling for Jesus! -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:53 2
        
        heh. Had not seen your t-shirt when I posted mine. -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:59
        
        If you were really Jesusy, you could walk on water. -- nm - loosilu Dec 2, 12:54
      - Are you a good swimmer? -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:52
- I couldn't do it. I've been reprimanded twice for swearing in front of customers and I am *super* careful about it. I'm gone day two, easily. -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:41 2
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    - Bill Bennett says yes. -- nm - Reagen Dec 2, 12:45
- no f*cking way. -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:41
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Game designer Zynga plans $9bn stock market flotation -- (link) - Danedukenuuk Dec 2, 12:39
So you know who makes a great burger? Steak Shack. - TFox Dec 2, 12:38 6
- Not steak. Shake. Dumb fuck. -- nm - TFox Dec 2, 12:45 3
  - spawn eats there - jingle pixie Dec 2, 12:45 2
    - Shake Shack? No, Steak n Shake. - Spawn Dec 2, 12:55 1
      - better safe than sorry - jingle pixie Dec 2, 12:59
- in Rhode Island we call those 'manhole covers' -- nm - crash davis Dec 2, 12:39 1
  - giggle -- nm - Diva Dec 2, 12:46
HWDYK: Captain America -- (link) - prayformojo Dec 2, 12:35 2
- #20 - Captain America couldn't redirect the plane and land it elsewhere because... A) It doesn't help move the plot along. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:37
- who? -- nm - Danedukenuuk Dec 2, 12:35
you are the sweetness and the light -- nm - jingle pixie Dec 2, 12:33 1
- *hugs* -- nm - Spawn Dec 2, 12:39
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- F*ck me. I was sure I was gonna say 0. I hit 4. - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:50
- I worked at Crate and Barrel that was waiting tables and mindless labor in one job. Minus the tips. - the liioulu with Dec 2, 12:45
- 5/5. I thought I was missing kids but then remembered I taught vacation bible school (I'd blocked it out). -- nm - amanda Dec 2, 12:42
- 5/5. Started stocking shelves at Target. -- nm - JaxSean Dec 2, 12:41
- 1 -- nm - dogbert Dec 2, 12:40
- #3 is dead the eff on. - Mel Profit Dec 2, 12:40 2
  - Yep. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:54
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- 5/5! And definitely agreed. Throw in a couple years of mandatory military service, too. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Dec 2, 12:38 6
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    - actually I thought that was the one use libertarians had for government - znufrii Dec 2, 12:40 4
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        ah... -- nm - znufrii Dec 2, 12:42 2
        
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        I support your right to define libertarian however you like. :) -- nm - Dr.Vermin Dec 2, 12:59
- 4/5 - znufrii Dec 2, 12:35 3
  - To be fair, once I got "President of the World", I found it hard to turn it over to the next guy. -- nm - Mop (198 lbs) Dec 2, 12:39
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    - managing coffee/ice cream shops - znufrii Dec 2, 12:38

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