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All right, Kim has made the tragic miscalculation to put me in close proximity to her immediate family for four full days.

Posted by David (aka David) Dec 22 '11, 18:57

This is historically unprecedented. What suggestions do you have for me (and her)?

Responses:

Good time to run errands -- nm - budice Dec 22, 19:05
explain how everyone who doesn't share your political and religious beliefs is wrong. -- nm - Reagen Dec 22, 19:04 10
- He's lucky in that no one in my family has any crazy political/religious ideas. - Kim Pine Dec 22, 19:07 7
  - Except him. - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:16 6
    - wonder if we could tell Kim's family to tell David that Sorkin sucks as a writer. -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:18 5
      - Don't tell them, just show them Studio 60. - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:21 3
        
        but even that had 4 awesome episodes. -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:22 2
        
        I must have missed those four. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:23 1
        
        H8er. I shall call you "mopette" -- nm - Trish Dec 22, 19:56
      - "You know who my favourite Survivor contestant is? Russell Hantz!" - Kim's mom si Dec 22, 19:20
- "I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler." -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:05 1
  - *zips up* -- nm - David si Dec 22, 19:06
board games are your friend. apples to apples. balderdash. cranium. - Andie Dec 22, 19:02 2
- Munchkin! Smartass and the Walking Dead board game! -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:13
- Apples to Apples! -- nm - Epiphany Dec 22, 19:05
Steer every conversation toward Kobe's philandering -- nm - rollo Dec 22, 19:02 2
- "Don't get me wrong, Kim's dad, I think marital monogamy is impossible but 104 different women? Impressive." -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:11 1
  - The forecast says rain. You know who else made it rain I bet? Kobe. What percentage of those 104 women were strippers do you think? Mom? C'mon, guess. -- nm - rollo Dec 22, 19:24
Symposium on Philip Rivers' HOF credentials -- nm - Beaker Dec 22, 19:01
Two words - Stephen Dec 22, 19:00 1
- That's your answer to everything! -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:01
obviously, Pictionary. -- nm - TFox Dec 22, 18:59 30
- more serious answer: i would think any man who loves a couple's daughter as much as you clearly do would be treated like a king among men in her home. -- nm - TFox Dec 22, 19:01 26
  - It helps that she's damn near perfect. -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:05 22
    - I love the two of you so very much. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:06 21
      - I'm irritated with the two of them. I was hoping for a Christmas picture of the two this year! -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:21 10
        
        I know - you totally want to see my awesome new hair. - Kim Pine Dec 22, 19:31 1
        
        I just wanted to see you stand on a box next to David again -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:57
        
        they couldn't find the wide angle lens? -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:23
        
        huh. i've always thought they were best observed in text format. -- nm - TFox Dec 22, 19:23
        
        You literally have a Christmas present from us on your doorstop. -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:22 5
        
        Cat poop in a bag on fire? Love, Olive -- nm - Epiphany Dec 22, 19:26 4
        
        "Special Shipping Instructions [x]" -- nm - Reagen Dec 22, 19:40
        
        the best part of that is, Remlik can't stomp on it with his gimp foot. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:39 2
        
        I'll save it for when I have a steel plate in it! -- nm - Remlik Dec 22, 19:51 1
        
        *activates the magnetic floor* -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:54
      - (in all seriousness, David and Kim are two of my favorite people on the planet.) (nm) - Tim Dec 22, 19:13 2
        
        Word! -- nm - Krusty Dec 22, 19:32
        
        I keep waiting for Liberty to change the team name to Cheapass Bastards. - David Dec 22, 19:14
      - You took, like, seven tabs of E, didn't you. -- nm - Reagen Dec 22, 19:08 6
        
        foodchem -- nm - Beaker Dec 22, 19:08 5
        
        high quarity. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:24
        
        L4! -- nm - Epiphany Dec 22, 19:19
        
        Thread winner. -- nm - Tim Dec 22, 19:09
        
        well played. -- nm - Reagen Dec 22, 19:09
        
        Hee! -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:09
  - at the risk of being hokey, so very much this. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:04 2
    - are you calling me hokey?! - nm - TFox Dec 22, 19:05 1
      - sometimes hokey is good -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:06
- On a fundamental level, I cannot draw. -- nm - David Dec 22, 19:00 2
  - Twister -- nm - Bacon Dec 22, 19:02
  - me either, drawing is for people too dumb to master words. -- nm - TFox Dec 22, 19:02
Happy Pills -- nm - Bacon Dec 22, 18:58
I recommend that you start drinking heavily. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 18:58 4
- David doesn't drink. Kim's family should start drinking heavily -- nm - Roger More Dec 22, 18:59 2
  - that is a very good point. two good points. -- nm - loosi lou who Dec 22, 19:03
  - this -- nm - rollo Dec 22, 19:00
- this -- nm - Beaker Dec 22, 18:58

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