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In response to
"niiiice. fortunately, I don't have anyone these days who sends me this crap."
by
loosi
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This one just came from another friend...and actually made me giggle.......
Posted by
MojaveMeg (aka Mojave)
Jan 23 '12, 18:37
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Sister Catherine and Sister Elizabeth are traveling through Europe in
their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him you�re cross," says Sister Elizabeth.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts,
"Get the fuck off the windshield!"
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