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I tried eharmony and damn, they gave me a bunch of lemons. Whatever their "formula" is, it didn't work on me. All I got were dudes who couldn't

Posted by loosi (aka loosilu2) Feb 1 '12, 19:44

maintain a conversation beyond 3 emails. We had like nothing in common.

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I met Mrs Disney on eHarmony. I dated people from a bunch of different sites....eHarmony was the best.... - Walt_Disney Feb 1, 20:08
that's exactly what it is, formulaic. - znufrii Feb 1, 19:52 12
- I have only found a "true connection" with men I met in art studios. Truth. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:54 11
  - I'd believe it. -- nm - znufrii Feb 1, 19:55 10
    - Her dream guy is a Fireman, part time brewer, hobbies include being in a Hanson cover band and painting nudes while in the nude. -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:56 8
      - My *actual* fantasy is a guy who loves things I never thought of. - loosi Feb 1, 19:58 7
        
        *nods* -- nm - znufrii Feb 1, 20:09
        
        Yeah, I am dating someone I probably never would have imagined being with. - Bacon Feb 1, 20:02 5
        
        awesome! that is what I am looking for. something new. I don't want someone like me. I've seen that. how boring. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 20:03 4
        
        The fights would be glorious. -- nm - TFox Feb 1, 20:10
        
        "If you play that fucking Hanson one more time I am going to go ape shit" -- nm - Mr. Loosi Feb 1, 20:04 2
        
        well, he needs to be able to deal with my shit. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 20:11 1
        
        Sewage Treatment Plant Worker! -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 20:55
    - I am more myself there, than anywhere on earth. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:55
Yikes -- nm - Epiphany Feb 1, 19:49 5
- they all seemed like decent guys, and yet, absolutely nothing there. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:50 4
  - Need a " fire man" match site. Emir -- nm - Epiphany Feb 1, 19:51 3
    - do you know why there isn't one? because firemen can get laid whenever they want. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:52
    - Amirite girls?! -- nm - Epiphany Feb 1, 19:51 1
      - HoseHos.com -- nm - encyclopedia pixie Feb 1, 19:52
I found it full of women who wanted a ring and baby asap. - Tim Feb 1, 19:47 10
- forgot about that. That was ok ... the questions were good. but even that didn't get the guys past three emails. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:50 8
  - But didn't they ask you, up front, if you were interested in marriage? I always heard (maybe incorrectly) that if you didn't say "yes" to that, you - mara Feb 1, 19:53 7
    - not the ones I talked to. not once. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:55 3
      - oh, you mean eHarmony or the men? I don't recall eHarmony asking me that. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:56 2
        
        Yeah, I meant eHarmony's initial questionaire. -- nm - mara Feb 1, 19:58 1
        
        it was years ago, so I don't remember. but they did accept me. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:59
    - And if you are interested in gay marriage you are also rejected -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:54 2
      - or are already married. -- nm - znufrii Feb 1, 19:55 1
        
        and love unicorns -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:57
- or as we call them . . . "women" amirite, fellas! -- nm - stand-up pixe Feb 1, 19:47
When you get lemons, make lemonade! - amoxy Feb 1, 19:46 1
- Are you suggesting they juice their prospective dates? Creepy! -- nm - Qale Feb 1, 19:50
It was bullshit. Total bullshit. -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:45 11
- seriously, dozens of the worst matches ever. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:46 10
  - Yep, and then you wait for new ones. And wait, and wait. They give you like 4-6 a week. That's not enough -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:47 9
    - and all of them, the worst matches ever. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:48 8
      - but all your dates are the worst matches ever. *runs* -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 19:50 7
        
        now that is an interesting question. I don't know what a good match is. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:51 6
        
        Hotcakes is about to turn 40 in April. Never been married. There is hope for you yet. - Bacon Feb 1, 19:53 5
        
        I don't need "hope". I am exactly where I am supposed to be. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 19:57 4
        
        *likes* -- nm - znufrii Feb 1, 20:16
        
        That is a fantastic attitude. Seriously. -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 20:08 2
        
        I'm happier now than I have been probably ever. -- nm - loosi Feb 1, 20:12 1
        
        That's truly awesome -- nm - Bacon Feb 1, 20:15

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