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In response to
"Note to self: never fill out important paperwork while on painkillers."
by
kelly
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Hee! I picked a friend up at the hospital after minor surgery, and the nurse was giving him the safety instructions...
Posted by
Dr.Vermin (aka dr.vermin)
Feb 13 '12, 10:46
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NURSE: "Now, you still have anesthesia in your system, so for the rest of the day, don't operate any heavy machinery, drive a car, drink any alcohol, or sign any legal documents.
[pause]
Now, please sign this release form and we'll check you out."
FRIEND: "Wait a minute. What did you JUST fucking tell me???"
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