On more before I go home: Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear
Posted by
ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17)
Mar 13 '12, 23:52
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[Wiggie note: I've heard a version of the Locklear story before]
Yeah...I'm just waiting for someone to pipe in and splash RADAR or TMZ or whatever with the worst kept secret in SHEENville: How about those cozy parties with Charlie, Denise...and Heather Locklear? And the other 3 chicks from the Rainbow Bar & Grill and/or the Cathouse or the Veil? Who'd come by to play by the hour?
People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies. Literally.
Because someone might decide to videotape it. And THEN that could be added to the Heather Locklear BONDAGE collection. If you folks have never seen the Polaroids of her wrapped in Aluminum Foil with the suckling pig apple in her mouth and various hand tools stuffed up her rump? They're classics. Or the ones of her and Denise (when she still had her Unibrow) and the odd saran wrap in the Lanai room - door wide open - at the BevHilton Hotel across the pool from the Trader Vics entrance?
I have two old polaroids in an old box somewhere I think ;-)
So imagine Fat Richie, Heather, Charlie, Denise, and a few odd hire-gals with a MOUNTAIN of white powder. Kinda gives new life to the name "TJ HOOKER" I guess.
Of course, not many ladies will spill it about Charlie - he has a nasty history of murdering porn stars and hire girls too.
But my cold jaded heart recoils at the thoughts of those offspring and the damage done to them. Gonna make Tatum ONeal look like Miss America (but hopefully Charlie didn't and never does cross THOSE lines). And these people make MILLIONS each year. And remember - these are just the ones you KNOW about! Imagine that which attracts no flies?
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