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St Poll: If you won the lottery tonight, which ster would you hire, and for what job.

Posted by tRuMaN, mush-brained (aka Truman) Mar 27 '12, 09:48

amoxy, personal accountant.

then i would take bids for my personal lawyer position.

Responses:

how could I forget? Colin for Man Cave A/V setup -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 10:20
CQ: Personal Chef and Pool Boy -- nm - lileve Mar 27, 10:18
I'll buy one of you to clean my house. -- nm - loosilu Mar 27, 10:10 3
- I charge by the pound. nm -- nm - groiny Mar 27, 10:11 2
  - how much do you weigh? -- nm - loosilu Mar 27, 10:11 1
    - this is correct, you would be better off paying by my weight. nm -- nm - groiny Mar 27, 10:12
BAD to run the car fleet and restoration of vintage vehicles -- nm - peglegpete Mar 27, 10:09
Meg to properly dispose of all my enemies -- nm - peglegpete Mar 27, 10:07
Spawn as my FaceBook consultant -- nm - Beaker Mar 27, 10:03 2
- spawn as my dancing monkey - pixitude Mar 27, 10:04 1
  - spawn would be my Barn converted to roller skating rink/bar/night club manager. I'd even let him DJ some -- nm - CQ: 21, 22. Whatever it takes Mar 27, 10:19
Hotkiss and ty97 for travel consultants -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 10:02 4
- Hotkiss as a travel consultant puts you in harms way. -- nm - MDH Mar 27, 10:04 3
  - I'd think after the 1st year of travel, you want to start going off the beaten path - Hotkiss to the rescue! -- nm - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:06 2
    - Why am I giving this Peruvian dude a hand job?! *cries* -- nm - Strongbad si Mar 27, 10:06
    - or at the very least, she could tell me where *NOT* to go -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 10:06
Pippy for personal assistant & RC for all things legal like the scholarships I want to set up -- nm - peglegpete Mar 27, 10:02
I would hire znufrii to be my merry bard, following me around prancing and singing tales of my great deeds -- nm - con_carne Mar 27, 10:01 1
- *shoots self* -- nm - znufrii Mar 27, 10:20
Several. - Mop (196 lbs) Mar 27, 09:59
loosliu - art for the many houses, znu- brewmaster, eag - video game night presenter, mandy - shoe shopper, andie - personal assistant - Epiphany Mar 27, 09:58 6
- thanks. No more pastrami for you! :( -- nm - peglegpete Mar 27, 10:03 2
  - I would hire you to acquire specalized pieces of art - doing all the negotiations and you just bring it buy - Woila! - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:05 1
    - **SNOG** -- nm - peglegpete Mar 27, 10:06
- You as my relationship consultant - eag Mar 27, 10:00 1
  - I would be an excellent relationship consultant - and your IM would be a rotating position - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:01
- MDH - club hopping attendee, kilbo - restaurant expert, remlik - personal trainer, b - nanny -- nm - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:00
amanda. personal shopper. -- nm - ty97 Mar 27, 09:56 3
- please can I have the shoes? please!??! they might not fit but I have to try! -- (link) - economy jones Mar 27, 09:59 1
  - what if they don't fit? Can you send them back? - ty97 Mar 27, 10:10
- This. -- nm - MDH Mar 27, 09:57
none. Like any of you would see me again (nm) - spamlet Mar 27, 09:56
you, Halo :) -- nm - oblique Mar 27, 09:55 6
- I really would hire someone to train me on video games and than have video game parties at my mansion - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:02 5
  - if I were at your mansion, I would not be playing video games, that is for sure. nm -- nm - groiny Mar 27, 10:06 2
    - after seeing Mad Men, I want to have a swank apartment that can hold a small band a 50 people. ha. -- nm - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:07 1
      - A sunken living room would be so cool, so retro -- nm - amoxy Mar 27, 10:09
  - seems like a perfect job for david and kim. -- nm - tRuMaN, mush-brained Mar 27, 10:03 1
    - brilliant - cause I learn the fighting stuff from David and Kim can teach the fun stuff - Epiphany Mar 27, 10:06
kare and crash davis would be my personal chefs -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 09:54 1
- this. kare can cook for my wife. crash can cook meat for me -- nm - oblique Mar 27, 09:55
All the ST lawyers. I'm going to be getting into some trouble with all that loot. -- nm - Krusty Mar 27, 09:54
As long as I don't have to do taxes, sure -- nm - amoxy Mar 27, 09:53 1
- i think i would hire spamlet for that. -- nm - tRuMaN, mush-brained Mar 27, 09:53
Andie to be my gardener -- nm - CQ: 21, 22. Whatever it takes Mar 27, 09:52 4
- I'd hire Andie to win me stuff. -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 09:53 3
  - but you just won the lotto, so...... -- nm - CQ: 21, 22. Whatever it takes Mar 27, 09:54 2
    - I'm a greedy bastard. -- nm - Strongbad Mar 27, 09:55 1
      - Republican would have saved you 3 letters and meant the same. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 27, 10:02
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You - eag Mar 27, 09:52
Assuming it was a significant amount (over two million), I'd probably hire more than one STer. - Beryllium Mar 27, 09:52
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- Groiny is going to be my own person, high-speed inner tube. -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 27, 09:55 5
  - I have no idea what this means -- nm - amoxy Mar 27, 10:07 4
    - Mel wants to ride groiny's tube -- nm - Beaker Mar 27, 10:08 3
      - I swear, the gay is just oozing out of him. nm -- nm - groiny Mar 27, 10:09 2
        
        you better pray I don't win. -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 27, 10:11 1
        
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max, shoe shine boy - pixitude Mar 27, 09:51
JackDawson, bartender. -- nm - znufrii Mar 27, 09:50

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