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Ready for the dumbest question ever? How does one test drive a car?

Posted by TFox Mar 30 '12, 13:01

Just show up at the dealership and say "I want to drive this shit right now", right? No need to make appointments or whatever the fuck?

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Not even the dumbest question on the board! -- nm - Roger More Mar 30, 13:39 1
- thanks z! -- nm - TFox Mar 30, 13:39
don't wear a hoodie? consider who might be asking, remember elsbeth salander trying to buy a house? -- nm - zeitgeist Mar 30, 13:13 1
- my god, i love you so much. with my heart. -- nm - TFox Mar 30, 13:13
see, and here i thought you meant like for Consumer Reports -- nm - pixitude Mar 30, 13:12
Yep. They'll want a copy of you driver's license. -- nm - pmb Mar 30, 13:03
exaclty. Stand in fron of the car you like for about 5 minutes drooling and a saleman will come over and offer to let you drive it -- nm - decline Mar 30, 13:03 8
- 5 minutes? ha ha. try 30 seconds. -- nm - iceberg jones Mar 30, 13:05 7
  - They're on you before you can even look at a car. -- nm - Kim Pine Mar 30, 13:07 6
    - we're test-driving next week and I *dread* it. is it horrible to give a fake phone number? -- nm - iceberg jones Mar 30, 13:09 4
      - I just don't answer when they call. -- nm - Kim Pine Mar 30, 13:13
      - i thought i might go tonight because i'm already in a bad mood, so if they act like dicks, i can easily be like "eff the eff off, sugarplum" - TFox Mar 30, 13:13
      - "Sorry, honey. I don't give out my phone number." -- nm - Spawn - The Blood Feud God Mar 30, 13:11
      - You don't have to! - spamlet Mar 30, 13:11
    - Yeah, by 30 seconds they have already sized you up. -- nm - Spawn - The Blood Feud God Mar 30, 13:08
*snork*. Yes, you show up. -- nm - Spawn - The Blood Feud God Mar 30, 13:02
Yup. Walk on the lot, find a car you are interested in and by then a salesperson will be all over you -- nm - amoxy Mar 30, 13:02 3
- i so don't want to buy a fucking car. - TFox Mar 30, 13:06 1
  - Wear headphones. -- nm - Spawn - The Blood Feud God Mar 30, 13:07
- imma hump that 'Squatch so hard Ewoks'll pop out. -- nm - Car Salesman si Mar 30, 13:04
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For the most part; all depends on how busy they are; they might want to set up an appt -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 30, 13:02
Generally, yeah. Just walk in and say you'd like to try one out. -- nm - Ender Mar 30, 13:02
Correct. - spamlet Mar 30, 13:02 9
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  - "I'm about to win the lottery and I'd like to take that Lamborghini out for a spin." -- nm - Max Mar 30, 13:06 7
    - I've never driven a car and this would be the first car I would drive. - Mel Profit Mar 30, 13:14 6
      - Size doesn't matter. -- nm - Spawn - The Blood Feud God Mar 30, 13:16
      - I dont think it has a booster seat option, sorry. -- nm - tRu Pad Mar 30, 13:15 1
        
        go dig a stump. -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 30, 13:17
      - *installs the special pedals* - Will Hunting Mar 30, 13:14 2
        
        They install an extra airbag for your forehead, don't they? -- nm - Mel Profit Mar 30, 13:16 1
        
        Like anything will permeate that defense system. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 30, 13:24

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