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Ok, so "Operation Good Deed to the Cleaning Staff" backfired...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Apr 3 '12, 18:04

the shredder was full (shredder, not shitter) and it was getting close to quitting time for the cleaning staff. Instead of emptying the shredder and leaving the bag in the copy room I decided to carry it down to the loading area where I know they put it for pick up...whistling to myself happily, the thought of some good karma coming my way (or repaying the good karma that's befallen me today) I amble down the hallway. I end up depositing the bag of shredded secret documents in appointed area, do a lazy about face and notice a few shreds of paper...I didn't think much of it but with each step I took I realized there must have been a small tear in the bag as I left a nice little trail from the copy room, down through the cube farm, out the door, down the main hall way and into the loading area.

About 10mins later I hear the vacuum again.

Responses:

the cleaning lad -- nm - zork Apr 3, 19:36 1
- SFEK, but it's pretty funny as is. Anyway ... The cleaning lady missed her period? -- nm - zork Apr 3, 19:37
You're just reminding them to be thankful they have a job to do, cleaning up after slobs like yourself. -- nm - JaxSean Apr 3, 19:11
a candidate for officer school if ever i saw one -- nm - pixitude Apr 3, 19:09
I was expecting to hear that you got locked out ofo the building and your car keys are in your jacket on your chair -- nm - zeitgeist Apr 3, 18:51 1
- I'm sure that's their plan. -- nm - Mel Profit Apr 3, 19:05
"I'm gonna tape all this shit back together and fuck up this dude" -- nm - The Cleaner Apr 3, 18:11 1
- I'd pay $10 to the winner -- nm - budice Apr 3, 18:12
This is great. -- nm - David Apr 3, 18:09 5
- He's a Yankee Fan so I didn't feel that bad. - Mel Profit Apr 3, 18:15 4
  - Say what you will about the Yankees: they've never hired Bobby V. -- nm - David Apr 3, 18:16 3
    - They did have Billy Martin. -- nm - the liioulu with whatever Apr 3, 18:20
    - If it's going to blow up, let it blow up spectacularly. -- nm - Mel Profit Apr 3, 18:17 1
      - Well, the manager should be strapped to dynamite. - David Apr 3, 18:19
Everyone knows their job Mr. Anderson -- nm - Metacortex Apr 3, 18:06 1
- Niiice -- nm - JenBro Apr 4, 00:36
Were you able to locate Gretel? -- nm - TWuG Apr 3, 18:06

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Ok, so "Operation Good Deed to the Cleaning Staff" backfired...

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