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Know what�s going to be painful?

When my mother remarries your father and I�m your new sister and dad likes me best. And then we send you away to an all-girl boarding school where you find true love, and on visiting day I come up and steal your new girlfriend.

The following spring we marry in a civil ceremony which you are forced to cater. And everyone hates your catering. And you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.


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