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Pop quiz: What kind of business is the following sentence describing?

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Apr 17 '12, 21:07

"[Business] takes a proactive approach to technology and business innovation to drive the efficiencies needed to meet customers� service expectations and to provide opportunities for growth."

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I'm stealing this -- nm - Beaker Apr 18, 04:21
In case anyone is still awake after reading that generic snore fest, it was describing a bank. nm - ralph wiggum Apr 17, 21:23 1
- it's like ... corporate-speak pablum -- nm - Beryllium Apr 17, 21:30
Cupcakes! -- nm - Reagen Apr 17, 21:21
Web Design -- nm - Bacon, via droid Apr 17, 21:17
that's the business dilbert's pointy hair boss manages -- nm - zeitgeist Apr 17, 21:13
Dear Michelle, -- nm - Dano Apr 17, 21:11
dignan's online male escort service -- nm - pixitude Apr 17, 21:09 5
- (Ramazon.com: Check out our Mother's Day specials.) nm - Dignan Apr 17, 21:16 4
  - (This is very funny.) nm - ralph wiggum Apr 17, 21:17 3
    - You just earned yourself a coupon, toots. nm - Dignan Apr 17, 21:24 2
      - Just to be clear, where it says "Half off"--that's referring to the price, right? nm - ralph wiggum Apr 17, 21:26 1
        
        No, but you get to pick which half. nm - Dignan Apr 17, 21:37
Blandness -- nm - Qale Apr 17, 21:09
Bullshit. It is describing the bullshit business. -- nm - Beryllium Apr 17, 21:09 1
- Also, it might be talking about downsizing staff in favour of automated business systems -- nm - Beryllium Apr 17, 21:11
I dunno. Does it also create synergy by thinking outside the box? -- nm - Dr.Vermin Apr 17, 21:08 2
- I'm pretty sure it leverages its synergies to optimize achievement. nm - ralph wiggum Apr 17, 21:10
- while shifting paradigms in centres of excellence. -- nm - mafic Apr 17, 21:09
could really be anything that has clients or customers. I'll assume marketing. -- nm - mafic Apr 17, 21:08
All of them. -- nm - David Apr 17, 21:08 3
- Winner. -- nm - Tim Apr 17, 21:20
- Exactly. Talk about useless jargony bullshit. nm - ralph wiggum Apr 17, 21:09 1
  - Wait, David's posts or yours above? - Bacon, via droid Apr 17, 21:22
Automated call center. -- nm - TWuG Apr 17, 21:08

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