How does this sound ST? Neighborhood near me has announced their summer movie "Lineup of Epic Destruction"
Posted by
MDH (aka MDH)
Apr 26 '12, 10:50
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Here's the schedule of films, including each title's specific disasters:
May 23, The Day After Tomorrow: Climate change, faux Dick Cheney.
May 30, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: Nuclear war, Slim Pickens.
June 6, Men in Black: Covetous aliens, Linda Fiorentino.
June 13, Shaun of the Dead: Zombies, asshole roommates who turn into zombies.
June 20, Wall-E: Walmart stand-in, but this movie is just about perfect.
June 27, Ghostbusters: Spectral demons, marshmallow men.
July 4, Independence Day: Destructive aliens, deduct points for obviousness.
July 11, Red Dawn: Surprise invasion by Communist armies, teenagers.
July 18, War Games: 1980s-era computers, it's not Tron.
July 25, The Incredibles: Supervillains, domestic restlessness.
August 1, Jurassic Park: Dinosaurs,
August 8, Deep Impact: Earthbound comet, survival lottery.
I've never seen War Games...
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