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Oh joy, work tomorrow is going to be a treat! The boss has decided to hold a "free consultation" day in the building tomorrow.

Posted by Stephen (aka Sceire) Apr 30 '12, 19:14

In order to "build our client base" the boss (or more likely me) will be putting fliers under the doors of all the offices in the building offering coffee, cookies, and consultations. Free.

I see it going one of two ways. Either no one will show up. Or too many will show up and by the tenth person to come in for a free consultation he'll be bitching and complaining about giving his services away for free.

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Just have his wife text everyone about it. She is good at texting. -- nm - Bacon Apr 30, 19:25 10
- wife? I thought girlfriend. -- nm - loosi Apr 30, 19:41 9
  - Wife, Girlfriend, Mistress? The 2000 texts a month lady -- nm - Bacon Apr 30, 19:45 8
    - 2000? for real? -- nm - loosi Apr 30, 19:51 7
      - If I remember right, I rounded down. -- nm - Bacon Apr 30, 19:55 6
        
        That's Kilbos boss's wife. The organic food is suppose to clear your mind - Epiphany Apr 30, 20:31 5
        
        Wait isn't Stephen having to track texts on business phones? -- nm - Bacon, via Droid Apr 30, 20:41 2
        
        Kilbo! -- nm - Epiphany Apr 30, 20:55
        
        We all work for sluts! And spouses of sluts! -- nm - Roger More Apr 30, 20:47
        
        Amoxy's. No more arugula for you either! -- nm - Roger More Apr 30, 20:38 1
        
        Damn, too many crazy texters -- nm - Epiphany Apr 30, 20:58
Woo hoo! It's Big Hunk of Cheese Day at the Sceire offices. nm - ralph wiggum Apr 30, 19:17 2
- "Why are we changing maps?" -- nm - David Apr 30, 19:27 1
  - "you all start out so cynical, but by the end of the day there are one or two converts" -- nm - Remlik Apr 30, 19:58

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Oh joy, work tomorrow is going to be a treat! The boss has decided to hold a "free consultation" day in the building tomorrow.

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