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10 Awesome Things To Say When You're Dumping Someone

Posted by Max Jun 4 '12, 14:31

1) Look, this is really hard for me.
2) We (my mistress and I) decided we need to make a change.
3) We will work out who gets what later.
4) You just aren't cutting it compared to Mary.
5) Oh yeah? Well I too have a list of grievances...
6) You've been solid in the bedroom but I simply have to reduce my dependants.
7) We both know you aren't happy in this relationship, so down the road you'll be glad.
8) You need to get a cab.
9) Me and the doorman have decided to let you go.
10) If you need a letter of recommendation, just let me know.

Responses:

"Forza is a really boring game. You could just drive a real car." -- nm - David, neutral Jun 4, 14:57
"I'll reconsider if you show me your boobs." -- nm - pmb Jun 4, 14:32 7
- I had a girlfriend dump me and then close with, "Wanna have sex one more time?" And then I had to give her a ride home. -- nm - Max Jun 4, 14:34 6
  - Break up sex is almost as good as End of the World Sex -- nm - Bacon Jun 4, 16:11
  - Best break up ever. - pmb Jun 4, 14:39
  - [deleted] 3
    - Any guy who says 'no' to that question, loses his man card. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Jun 4, 16:16
    - I just assumed the part about the ride home was confirming that he did. -- nm - Name Withheld By Request Jun 4, 14:38 1
      - More the "and then". -- nm - mara Jun 4, 16:19

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