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I want to put everyone on notice...I'm about 1 more rude person and a shotgun away from turning into Michael Douglas.

Posted by Jim (aka Jim) Jun 28 '12, 10:47

So, I'm doo ta doo ta dooing my way to lunch...heading into the Rally's drive-thru (screw you guys, I love their bacon cheddar fries).

Before I can turn into the restaurant, I have to literally stop my car in the middle of a 5-lane road (4 + suicide lane) because some kids are crossing the street, talking to people on the other side of the street and not paying any attention. So I tap the horn and they start screaming at me.

And what can I do? Just sit there and let 'em scream. Sure, i told them to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the street...but how much better did that make me feel. I tell ya...I felt like putting the car in park and getting out and going all Sho' Nuff on their punk asses.

I'm so sick to death of the new attitude around here which seems to suggest, "I can do whatever the fuck I want with no consequences whatsofuckingever."

Sorry...rant over. I feel better now.

Responses:

Pujols! -- nm - budice Jun 28, 11:09
it usually takes less than that to make me wanna have sex with Sharon Stone. -- nm - ceregon Jun 28, 10:52
I know how you feel. It's all I can do to keep some losing my stuff on some people. Blind Rage will happen one day I'm afraid. -- nm - sycor Jun 28, 10:50 7
- So much anger in swing states. Must be all the annoying political ads. -- nm - ty97 Jun 28, 10:51 6
  - Missouri isn't a swing state this year! I am *so* happy. -- nm - spamlet Jun 28, 10:51 5
    - I think the Obama campaign would be silly to throw too much money at Missouri, especially since they don't need it. - Don Homer Jun 28, 10:54
    - My 3 weeks in FL during February made me SO glad I don't live in a swing state. -- nm - Strongbad Jun 28, 10:52 3
      - I am in Florida right now and my jaw dropped when a political ad came on television. - ty97 Jun 28, 10:54
      - We'll have a lot for local stuff because we have competitive races, but nothing on the Presidential front. - spamlet Jun 28, 10:53 1
        
        See above. I'm not sure where this idea that MO will be a blowout is coming from. -- nm - Don Homer Jun 28, 10:55
I went apeshit the other day on someone honking the horn at me to turn. - groiny Jun 28, 10:49 8
- this drives me *crazy*. -- nm - Andie Jun 28, 10:51 1
  - I swear to Christ, 20 years ago, I would have gotten out of the car and punched them. nm -- nm - groiny Jun 28, 10:52
- Yeah, I'm losing it more and more. I had a complete 12 year old meltdown at the Mexican restaurant we frequent over the weekend. -- nm - Jim Jun 28, 10:50 5
  - Senor, you are no longer allowed here. - spamlet Jun 28, 10:52 2
    - mmmmm...Ruiz. Actually no, it was Las Fuentes, right down the street. We did get the bitch fired, so that made it better. -- nm - Jim Jun 28, 10:54 1
      - We haven't headed up to Ruiz in a while. I think we need to make the trip - spamlet Jun 28, 10:54
  - I had an off duty cop blowing the horn at me the other day - groiny Jun 28, 10:52 1
    - It's getting bad, man. I can hardly hold it in anymore. nm - Jim Jun 28, 10:53
Defense! -- nm - amoxy Jun 28, 10:48

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