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Okay, it's 4pm. I arrive at the beach in exactly 3 days and need to lose XX lbs by then. I need ideas, stat. -- nm

Posted by Max Jul 25 '12, 13:00

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meth. -- nm - Qale Jul 25, 13:26
Unless that first X is a zero, and the second X in less than 5, amputate a limb. (nm) - musubi Jul 25, 13:09 1
- Math is painful. -- nm - Qale Jul 25, 13:25
liposuction -- nm - peglegpete Jul 25, 13:06
build a time machine and go back in time and start a diet so you can lose the weight in a reasonable amount of time? - sycor Jul 25, 13:06 2
- the best part of this plan is that it doesn't matter how long it takes you to build the time machine. -- nm - Reagen Jul 25, 13:10 1
  - But I only have three days. -- nm - Max Jul 25, 13:14
Download the first two episodes of any season of The Biggest Loser. Follow along. -- nm - Dr.Vermin Jul 25, 13:05 1
- only speed it up, because they don't have to work at the same time they do everything. ask for st volunteers to yell at you to "motivate"! -- nm - b. Jul 25, 13:07
fire hose colonic. nm -- nm - umpire Jul 25, 13:05 1
- It really clears out your head. -- nm - Max Jul 25, 13:05
sono bello with a 5g bucket....ie:lipo -- nm - zeitgeist Jul 25, 13:04
eat a tapeworm -- nm - Andie Jul 25, 13:03
buy bigger clothes -- nm - peglegpete Jul 25, 13:03
amputation -- nm - peglegpete Jul 25, 13:03
wear a hefty bag for a swimsuit. nm -- nm - umpire Jul 25, 13:02
haircut; shave *everywhere* - except your eyebrows, 'cause no; drink your weight* in fluids everyday, only space it out so you don't drown internally - b. Jul 25, 13:02
I am down eight pounds in the last two weeks. I would recommend helping friends re-do the common areas of their home as a deterrent to eating. - world's most beautiful creature Jul 25, 13:02 4
- horsehockey. (w)horehockey is something else. -- nm - world's most beautiful creature Jul 25, 13:02 3
  - Power Play. 10 Minutes of Roughing. Icing. -- nm - whorehockey common lingo Jul 25, 13:04 2
    - 2-man Advantage really is kinky -- nm - Will Hunting Jul 25, 13:06 1
      - "he went five-hole" has an entirely different meaning. -- nm - Reagen Jul 25, 13:23
cardio, cardio. -- nm - Remlik Jul 25, 13:01
Salmonella poisoning -- nm - decline Jul 25, 13:01
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water/cayenne pepper/lemon juice flush -- nm - Epiphany Jul 25, 13:00
Outside of cutting off an arm...it's time to go exercising in a plastic baggie -- nm - Will Hunting Jul 25, 13:00
stop eating, drink only gatoraide -- nm - tRuMaN Jul 25, 13:00

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