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ST Poll: You own a business. Someone comes in wearing what and you throw them out?

Posted by Mel Profit (aka mel profit) Aug 16 '12, 09:47

Yankee Gear. You come into my shop wearing Yankee Gear you have a good chance of being heaved out.

I *might* amend that. As long as the cap/shirt/etc is well worn. It's got some dirt on it. The cap is bent, sun bleached, frayed...fine. You can get your stuff, pay me and get the hell out. But if you come in with a hat that has never hit dirt, with a flat brim with the sticker still on it...you're getting picked up by your baggy pants belt loop...("this is a belt loop. It's for a belt. A belt holds up your pants. Use this marvelous modern contraption.")...and tossed in the alley.

Responses:

God Hates Fags tshirt -- nm - Epiphany Aug 16, 09:50 3
- Serious question: what about a God Loves Fags tshirt? nm - Dignan Aug 16, 09:57 1
  - Serious Answer: I'd serve the customer. - Mel Profit Aug 16, 09:58
- in all seriousness - any hate speech stuff gets you tossed. I agree. -- nm - Mel Profit Aug 16, 09:51
unicorn mask. - znufrii Aug 16, 09:50
a clown outfit - decline Aug 16, 09:49 1
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clothes. nm -- nm - groiny Aug 16, 09:48 1
- Nudiatarian? -- nm - Qale Aug 16, 10:11

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