2 and 1 (Politics Version)
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1. In my earliest incarnation as a future politician, a tombstone almost fell on my head, resulting in my death. I was six years old and was giving a "speech" to some dandelions when I fell and brought the headstone down with me.
2. My first contact with the Premier of Manitoba came when I was ten years old and my dog Dober was being honoured as a "hero dog". He barked like hell at my neighbours in their front year when their little girl fell in their pool. Everyone says it saved her life.
3. Once at a national Conservative convention in Quebec City, I picked up a girl whose father is a member of the federal cabinet today. She was really cool, but I was drunk from hospitality suites and alas, I did win a majority that evening.
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