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In response to "Wake up -- nm" by PFM wearing a Lafarrow mask

I did. And then I went to IHOP for breakfast. Ordered a short stack and an omelette. Three bites in, there it was:

a three inch long brown hair right down the inside of the omelette.

After a few minutes of very still concentration and two rejections of "would you like a different one?" I managed to eat the pancakes, drink the tomato juice, and leave a five dollar bill for the waitress (because it wasn't her fault) and leave without vomiting.


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