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Humorous lighthearted breakup poll: name the funniest-in-retrospect thing you did after your first big breakup.

Posted by TFox Feb 6 '09, 08:40

Mine is, hands down, writing the sappiest piece of shit poem ever at the RI Scholar-Athlete Games, and then getting chosen by the other kids in the group to be the one to read it at the closing ceremonies at the Civic Center in front of 10,000 people.

Responses:

I was always a serial caller and make them explainer. Horrible. - Amy Feb 6, 08:48 2
- it's not you, it's me -- nm - CQ Feb 6, 08:51 1
  - But why, why? *hits redial* -- nm - Amy Feb 6, 08:56
Wrote a stupid poem, delievered it to her in a nice box with flowers - The Coraline Cat Coalition Feb 6, 08:48
All I did was listen to Nine Inch Nails and sulk -- nm - con_carne Feb 6, 08:48
I honestly don't remember doing anything crazy. - znufrii Feb 6, 08:46 4
- you had enough crazy in the actual relationships? maybe then the freakout is acting overly normal. :) -- nm - TFox Feb 6, 08:49 1
  - She was from the Eastern Shore -- nm - znufrii Feb 6, 08:50
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  - the question was about my first breakup. I'm not commenting on any of the others. -- nm - znufrii Feb 6, 08:49
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- her? -- nm - Epiphany Feb 6, 08:55 1
  - didn't you know? - znufrii Feb 6, 08:58
It had to be the restraining order -- nm - CQ Feb 6, 08:45
slept with that other girl - oblique, eighth best slackertalker Feb 6, 08:45
Got another tattoo. - kelly Feb 6, 08:44 2
- How many Shrek tattoos can you have though, really? -- nm - oblique, eighth best slackertalker Feb 6, 08:46 1
  - Shrek wasn't out at that point! :) -- nm - kelly Feb 6, 08:49
He kept drunk texting while talking to me last night because he knew it would piss me off. I wanted to smash his phone on the wall. It took everything - Hotkiss Feb 6, 08:43 6
- You can block his callks and texts right? do it. -- nm - TWuG Feb 6, 08:44 4
  - oh, she's not strong enough for that yet. that's *big*. -- nm - Andie Feb 6, 08:49 3
    - Holy, heavenly crap I'm SOOOO glad there was no internet and cell phones when I was young. -- nm - Amy Feb 6, 08:50 2
      - So agreed...It was bad enough when I drove by her house a couple of times in the middle of the night - amoxy Feb 6, 08:51 1
        
        oh, everyone did that. -- nm - Andie Feb 6, 08:52
- see, who needs that? -- nm - Andie Feb 6, 08:44
If some of my poetry ever hit the light of day I'd have to change my identity -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 6, 08:43 4
- word to your hairy mother -- nm - oblique, eighth best slackertalker Feb 6, 08:48 1
  - can you believe it...both parents...normal haired. -- nm - Mel Profit Feb 6, 08:54
- Yup -- nm - amoxy Feb 6, 08:47
- same here -- nm - CQ Feb 6, 08:44
to this *day* i have a tiny split off section on my baby toe nail (it grows in two pieces) because my first love ex called me drunk from a party - Andie Feb 6, 08:41 1
- I have one of those! - Rorschach: 03/06/09 Feb 6, 08:43
I wandered the desert for a week. -- nm - Rorschach: 03/06/09 Feb 6, 08:41

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