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You get $10 Million if you stay in a basement for 10 years

Posted by amoxy (aka amoxy) Feb 13 '13, 21:38

You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- All movies and TV shows. 4 points
- Top of the line desktop computer, new components will be delivered to you as technology progresses. 6 points
- Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Barry Bonds. 7 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- HD camera. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- You get the money up front and now have access to the stock market. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Full model train set complete with warehouse sized room to build it. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
- Pool table. 1 point
- A gun with 3 bullets. 1 point
- A kitten or puppy. 6 points
- Satellite radio. 2 points

I wonder how Desmond would have chosen if he had the choice (boston.barstoolsports.com)

Responses:

what good is a top of the line computer with no internet? - peglegpete Feb 13, 21:50 2
- How else do you access the movies and books? Wait a sec, you get the kitchen yo get an iPad. -- nm - tl Feb 13, 21:53 1
  - it says loaded with the info, not web access -- nm - peglegpete Feb 13, 21:54
I could not find the point cost of a hooker once a week -- nm - Bacon via Droid Feb 13, 21:48 8
- "- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points" - Spawn Feb 13, 21:50 7
  - When you have the $10 million, there will be a lot of those. -- nm - David Feb 13, 21:52
  - but is it a 1 time thing? there is not enuf info to choose her or not :) -- nm - peglegpete Feb 13, 21:51
  - Just found that. 18? I would rather have a 27 year old that knows how to do stuff -- nm - Bacon via Droid Feb 13, 21:51 4
    - in not quite 10 years she'll be 27, you have a few years to break her in -- nm - zeitgeist Feb 13, 22:02
    - She'll be that old when you get out. -- nm - Mop Feb 13, 22:00
    - yeah by that point they're trained to cook and clean -- nm - Remlik Feb 13, 21:57
    - Also a good point. -- nm - David Feb 13, 21:52
...basement skylight? Also, half the prize for 5 more points? wtf? -- nm - Tim Feb 13, 21:46 3
- See, I read it as, an additional 35 points. Zero money = an additonal 40 points on top of that, so you can buy it all. -- nm - Spawn Feb 13, 21:49
- It is a very clever concept. The specific points system is whacked. -- nm - David Feb 13, 21:47 1
  - Yeah, when the girl is 18 points -- nm - amoxy Feb 13, 21:49
This is the plot of I Am Legend. -- nm - David Feb 13, 21:46
only a 52" tv????? screw this :) -- nm - peglegpete Feb 13, 21:46
Here were my choices - amoxy Feb 13, 21:43 2
- No woman but a kitten or puppy? poor kitten and puppy -- nm - Bacon via Droid Feb 13, 21:53
- I went with the 35 points and the 5 Million -- nm - amoxy Feb 13, 21:44
- Barry Bonds. 7 points -- nm - Spawn Feb 13, 21:41
where was this 7 years ago when i moved out here? -- nm - charlie Feb 13, 21:39 1
- Beats the hell out of your box. -- nm - Spawn Feb 13, 21:42

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