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In response to
"so joel starts talking to my friends about how awesome I was to first years in summer and fall semester and then goes on to berate me"
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all the presdients love mandy lane
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and we got to the phyrst and head was stuck behind the bar because it was so crowded. no boyfriend for mandy.
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there's a band playing and joel keeps on grabbing me and making me dance and everyone's horrified and uncomfortable.
shana is like, how do you *deal* with this shit usually? and I'm like, head puts his arm around me or holds my hand for a minute and they go away.
so she starts trying to get head's attention but julie is like, we have to get rid of this guy; his presence is bringing us all down so shana's like, *I'll* be your boyfriend; wait until he's looking right at you and then pretend to kiss me and he and every other guy in your program will leave you alone.
so that was what we did. when I turned around from "kissing" shana, joel was *gone* and julie and john were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up.
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